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Forum: Mess Deck Yesterday, 10:40
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J prescot still lives in Hull i reckon he would...

J prescot still lives in Hull i reckon he would make a good pacemaker in our drink 100 pints challenge, if we drink in London at £7 a pint we only have to drink 700 pints to get one free, wow.
Forum: Mess Deck 30th October 2024, 15:57
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I say lets all head to the UK thanks to the...

I say lets all head to the UK thanks to the labour party i can now save £1 if i drink 100 pints, lets try it out.
Forum: Mess Deck 15th October 2024, 09:54
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Has anyone got any lead boots that they can lend...

Has anyone got any lead boots that they can lend to varley, he is looking for cod on the seabed but he keeps floating to the surface
Forum: Mess Deck 8th October 2024, 11:08
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I hear Varley has been taking swimming lessons,...

I hear Varley has been taking swimming lessons, why don't we send him down there to have a look he has bought a pair of woollen trunks that will help him sink.
Forum: Mess Deck 3rd October 2024, 15:07
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Just been watching "Postman Pat goes dogging" on...

Just been watching "Postman Pat goes dogging" on youtube is there chance of anyone on board that will teach me how to drive.?
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd October 2024, 09:16
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Memsahib does not get out enough, does she know...

Memsahib does not get out enough, does she know that cutlery is free in McDonalds inc wood stick spoons, and tell her she can stop buying salt and pepper. Job done. and many Euro saved.
Forum: Mess Deck 30th September 2024, 10:18
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Wake up ES and get a good wash with cold water in...

Wake up ES and get a good wash with cold water in the back yard you can dry your face on your vest. You should know this song well i play it in every Irish pub i go into, if you have never heard it...
Forum: Mess Deck 30th September 2024, 09:15
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I had the bottle of smoke, have a look on utube,...

I had the bottle of smoke, have a look on utube, it's an uplifting song by the Pogues beware of the swearing, let me know what you think.
Forum: Mess Deck 28th September 2024, 16:15
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Respect Varley, I did not think that you were...

Respect Varley, I did not think that you were familiar with the bottle of smoke song.
Forum: Mess Deck 28th September 2024, 09:34
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Eyup ES I have a complaint to make, the radio man...

Eyup ES I have a complaint to make, the radio man has let me down big time, bookies cursing cars reversing i had the bottle of smoke. He did not put the bet on.
Forum: Mess Deck 24th September 2024, 11:14
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If you were looking for "fast" you could have...

If you were looking for "fast" you could have hired a scooter in Dublin town centre and then you would have seen the whole world in one day.....Nobody knowes where we are so how are you going to get...
Forum: Mess Deck 15th September 2024, 09:15
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A US ship has just come alongside the crew are...

A US ship has just come alongside the crew are all looking hungry, so it's best to lock up the ships pet cat, they can have the dog as it bit me. have you ever tried dogs trotters?
Forum: Mess Deck 14th September 2024, 13:34
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As i have been on board for quite some time with...

As i have been on board for quite some time with no pay i was wondering if there is a chance of promotion with even more no pay, then i can send some home to my old mum....Are we heading home...
Forum: Mess Deck 14th September 2024, 09:12
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Posted By rustytrawler
Ihear that in the US they are starting to eat...

Ihear that in the US they are starting to eat their pets, that is what trump said so if we are having Goat i for one don't want any, is there any cod left? the only thing i can see swimming around...
Forum: Mess Deck 12th September 2024, 14:53
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Ithink i have a head Dwam reading all this Irish...

Ithink i have a head Dwam reading all this Irish twaddle, in Yorkshire we say i feel crap and then everyone knowes where they stand.
Forum: Mess Deck 12th September 2024, 13:00
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Posted By rustytrawler
Why dont you people in the PHILLIPPINES get out...

Why dont you people in the PHILLIPPINES get out of bed at the same time as the rest of us? Is it winter down your end?
Forum: Mess Deck 12th September 2024, 08:55
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Posted By rustytrawler
Dwam?.....Is that anything to do with dropping...

Dwam?.....Is that anything to do with dropping balls or the excitement?
Forum: Mess Deck 11th September 2024, 12:28
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Posted By rustytrawler
Imust confess that it was not Tmax that has been...

Imust confess that it was not Tmax that has been pissing in the bilges, it was the only man on board who drinks red lemonade the only place that sells red lemonade is Ireland.
Forum: Mess Deck 10th September 2024, 14:06
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Posted By rustytrawler
Now that ES has got out of jail 30 years early...

Now that ES has got out of jail 30 years early due to the government wanting to replace him with a hooligan, is there a chance of a plan to earn some cash?
Forum: Mess Deck 4th September 2024, 09:48
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Posted By rustytrawler
Eyup all, In Ireland i found that in most pubs in...

Eyup all, In Ireland i found that in most pubs in the Irish midlands there was always some class of a bottle of squash on the bar and anyone could help themselves to a glass of still orange or...
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd September 2024, 20:11
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Posted By rustytrawler
Eyup ES, It was not a fast moving adventure it...

Eyup ES, It was not a fast moving adventure it was more of a please can you hand over some money please adventure, I knew that if Tommy got caught he would not dob me in.
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd September 2024, 13:27
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Posted By rustytrawler
Never say no Varley, I trusted him with the...

Never say no Varley, I trusted him with the proceeds of our venture and i trust he will of invested my half Wisely unless plod took the cash off him if they did i am ruined, TOMMY WHERE ARE YOU.
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd September 2024, 09:10
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Posted By rustytrawler
As far as the bank robbery went, i was on lookout...

As far as the bank robbery went, i was on lookout from a pub across the road and i never heard the sirens from the police cars, and it was the last time i saw Tommy Fisher he was sticking two fingers...
Forum: Mess Deck 1st September 2024, 18:13
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Posted By rustytrawler
The last thing i had on the hoof was myself when...

The last thing i had on the hoof was myself when after robbing a Hull savings bank, i was lucky but they caught my best friend Tommy Fisher and i never saw him again, Tommy was a Grimsby lad. Has...
Forum: Mess Deck 1st September 2024, 15:48
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Posted By rustytrawler
The drinks are on me Varley, i managed to sell...

The drinks are on me Varley, i managed to sell two cod to a dodgy bloke from NZ.
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