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Forum: Mess Deck 2nd June 2024, 15:20
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Posted By Tmac1720
Sorry to hear about your interloper troubles,...

Sorry to hear about your interloper troubles, copious supplies of "shit kicker" boots have been immediately dispatched complete with "bolt through the neck" brigade volunteers to ensure no further...
Forum: Mess Deck 28th May 2024, 19:30
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Posted By Tmac1720
I'm still here I think, well what's left of me...

I'm still here I think, well what's left of me that is. So many bits have been removed I feel like the bloody Cheshire cat, soon all that will be left of me will be a feckin' smile. (and for those...
Forum: Mess Deck 10th April 2024, 15:45
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Thanks shipmates for the good wishes, they really...

Thanks shipmates for the good wishes, they really are much appreciated by this grumpy old fart. Well have you lot ever met a Chief Injuneer that wasn't a grumpy sod? thought not. :wink:

The good...
Forum: Mess Deck 3rd April 2024, 11:19
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Posted By Tmac1720
Currently in dry dock for bottom scrape so kindly...

Currently in dry dock for bottom scrape so kindly do NOT mention arses. Further chopping up scheduled for Monday so if you don't hear from me by Tuesday I'm dead.

Should the worst happen and with...
Forum: Mess Deck 3rd February 2024, 18:15
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Posted By Tmac1720
Best of luck to you oul hand, I have the ballast...

Best of luck to you oul hand, I have the ballast pumps on standby just in case, you and the lovely Irene take great care. :thumb:
Forum: Mess Deck 27th December 2023, 14:56
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Posted By Tmac1720
Well I'm glad that's over for another year, ...

Well I'm glad that's over for another year, bloody miserable Christmas dinner, she who must be obeyed served up a miserable sized Turkey and some bar steward stole the injun room Parrot :cloud: ...
Forum: Mess Deck 23rd December 2023, 18:17
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Posted By Tmac1720
Wishing each and every one of you all the best...

Wishing each and every one of you all the best for a very Happy Christmas and a successful New Year and NO I'm not nissed as a Pewt I really mean it quite sincerely. I know ES has nominated me for...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 16th December 2023, 15:43
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Posted By Tmac1720
ES is a man of many talents, he also runs a...

ES is a man of many talents, he also runs a "chippie" in Belfast with the finest pink pasties this side of the shuck. :egg:
Forum: Mess Deck 30th November 2023, 17:19
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
Never rated that Rod Hull bloke and his bloody...

Never rated that Rod Hull bloke and his bloody Albatross, wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in Harland and Bluff, those feral cats would have torn it a new arse.

Rumour has it ES is selling T shirts...
Forum: Mess Deck 27th November 2023, 18:22
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Posted By Tmac1720
Awwww I love a filthy French quote, mon brave. As...

Awwww I love a filthy French quote, mon brave. As old Adolf said "is Paris burning?"
Forum: Mess Deck 27th November 2023, 18:21
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Posted By Tmac1720
That AB sitting atop the mast has tears in his...

That AB sitting atop the mast has tears in his eyes, I removed the button cap yesterday. :shock::jester:
Forum: Mess Deck 24th November 2023, 17:37
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
HAH!!!! you think those are bad, obviously you...

HAH!!!! you think those are bad, obviously you have never been to Larne on a wet night :shock::shock:
Forum: Mess Deck 24th November 2023, 17:36
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
Thank you kind sir but what are you after? being...

Thank you kind sir but what are you after? being complimentary won't change my mind, your Christmas leave is still cancelled :big_tongue:
Forum: Mess Deck 8th November 2023, 18:09
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
[QUOTE=Engine Serang; In days of yore, when...

[QUOTE=Engine Serang;

In days of yore, when I was an Apprentice,to Noah on the Ark [/COLOR]lignum vitae was used for water cooled stern tube bearings.Two slabs make excellent knacker crackers
Forum: Mess Deck 8th November 2023, 18:00
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
I do NOT disappear for months on end, I retreat...

I do NOT disappear for months on end, I retreat to my saloon under the ER deck plates and contemplate the meaning of life and imbibing on copious amounts of the "falling down water" My presence in...
Forum: Mess Deck 14th October 2023, 17:27
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Posted By Tmac1720
How about a trip up Shitt Creek? day excursion...

How about a trip up Shitt Creek? day excursion to Laxey to have a whirl on their big wheel? afternoon tea and buns in the Harland and Bluff shityard? I know a couple of guys there who do a nice...
Forum: Mess Deck 4th October 2023, 11:45
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
still have one of the Ping Pong balls among my...

still have one of the Ping Pong balls among my souvenirs. :big_tongue::wink:
Forum: Mess Deck 3rd October 2023, 13:25
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
Too posh for a 'umble injuneer, I never made it...

Too posh for a 'umble injuneer, I never made it past Bougis Street. :shock::jester:
Forum: Mess Deck 20th September 2023, 16:10
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
Oh aye you had to ask, sh1t stirring again, the...

Oh aye you had to ask, sh1t stirring again, the answer is a steward with delusions of grandeur who buys his own drink.
Forum: Mess Deck 18th September 2023, 17:24
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
If you cross a Kangaroo with a Sheep do you get a...

If you cross a Kangaroo with a Sheep do you get a woolie jumper?

OK I can take a hint, I'll just get my coat.
Forum: Mess Deck 16th September 2023, 17:42
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
I wondered where the laces from my shit kicker...

I wondered where the laces from my shit kicker boots had gone :smoking: mystery solved :jester:
Forum: Mess Deck 10th September 2023, 13:49
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
My first ship was the ARK, the old man was a chap...

My first ship was the ARK, the old man was a chap called Noah, he had loads of pets aboard, bloody hulk smelt like a zoo.

Paid off on the TITANIC, H&W did that in those days especially at holiday...
Forum: Mess Deck 17th August 2023, 13:46
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
I learned Algebra at skool, never understood why...

I learned Algebra at skool, never understood why as I never had any intention of going there. :yawn:

In Harland and Bluff anything found black and charred hanging from the deckhead was an...
Forum: Mess Deck 8th August 2023, 17:10
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Posted By Tmac1720
Thank you kindly Sir William, glad to be home...

Thank you kindly Sir William, glad to be home again. At least you put your hand in your pocket to welcome me back unlike some I could mention. :mad::yawn:
Forum: Mess Deck 8th August 2023, 17:08
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Tmac1720
Nae problem, I use my 7llb shifter and play...

Nae problem, I use my 7llb shifter and play "wack-a-mole" on them, great fun but harder to do the more nissed you get. :chuckle:
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