Your wish is my command sire and anyhoo Squeek could do with the practice for his chiefs ticket. Pint of Black Bush you say.... don't mind if I do.
Did you see that oul fella with yon sleigh gubbins ?... Cheeky bugger, I told him I didn't care who's father he was and to get those feckin' Reindeer off the bridge roof.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots