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Old 25th April 2017, 20:03
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Young Freddie is sitting quietly in the Church wearing his Sunday best. It is the occasion of the wedding of a distant cousin. Freddie starts to get bored waiting for the service to start, so like all young boys he starts to ask questions.

"Mummy, will the Bride be wearing a white dress?"
"Of course she will, dear. Now keep quiet, there's a good boy."
"But Mummy, do all brides wear white dresses?"
"Yes, they do."
"But why do they wear white dresses?"
"Oh for goodness sake dear, it's because it shows they are pure and virginal and honest, just like young women should be on their wedding day. Now keep quiet, please."
Freddie senses that he has annoyed his Mum, so he turns to his Father.
"Daddy, do you know why ladies wear white dresses on their wedding day?"
"Of course I do son," he replies, "It's simple really. All kitchen appliances are white,"
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