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Originally Posted by PatriciaAnnT
I'm not fond of either. Can I have peanut butter?  |
Sorry, we have no peanut butter in stock. It has been replaced with Vegemite. Peanut products have been banned because some people have allergic reactions which we don't want especially at sea even though Red-17 and/or Sister Eleff could save us should this occur. Apart from that there are millions of hungry monkeys in the world who have more need of peanut butter to spread on their bread.
You could, of course, plant some peanuts in your garden and make your own illicit peanut butter assuming that there is sufficient scientific capacity in your lab.