Unfortunately I am unused to receiving
polite requests the usual format is several expletives followed by even more direct instructions regarding injun moves, revs etc followed by earnest enquiries as to my intelligence and the marital status of my parents
Dartskipper my lad, that mysterious item of injuneering equipment is my latest plaything to entertain the crew via the tannoy system at 4 bells.... nothing like the skirl of the pipes o' a morn, however I must confess the sound I obtain from them is nothing like it
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
