Starve my rodent assistants?...... never in a million years I'd rather stick pins in my eyes. The injuneering staff (rodent division) feast on only the finest fillet steak and 25 year old cheese. I'll admit their farts cause the hi level alarms to frequently sound but it's a price worth paying to ensure a happy and "well oiled" in every sense of the word crew.
As for that fancy muck, no thanks, I'll stick to fish and chips and Tayto sandwiches....
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I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
