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Old 11th April 2018, 17:28
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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander View Post
Tmac, I think it might ba wise to run a test on our cloaking gear for this one. (I assume our torpedo tubes are all up to snuff as usual?)
Cloaking gear is 100 A1 as always, it was so bloody good I forgot I'd left it on and couldn't find my way back to the ruddy ship. Wandered up and down the quay I did for hours while poor Engine Serang's fish supper slowly congealed into a frozen lump of lard. Eventually Squeek came to the rescue and smelt the rancid cheese he had stashed behind the capstan and thus was able to guide us back. FYI our torpedo tubes were upgraded yonks ago to Tomahawk launchers kindly donated by SSR.

As a one off special treat Engine Serang, Eric will make you an Ulster Fry for your brekkie, just scrape the rat droppings to the side of your plate and you will be fine (just in case you thought it was Caviar as a side dressing )
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