Happy birthday Billy boy, you don't look a day over 70. Well done.
Tom, I hope that you and Mrs Tom celebrated your milestone in spectacular fashion.
I trust that you showered her with flowers.
I'm sure that Billy boy has really turned it on for us with lots of whatever it is that we like to partake of. Oh, a Schooner of Dom, don't mind if I do.
Here's to Life, Love and Friendships' forged along the way. Dear me, I knew I shouldn't have had a schooner of Dom it does make me all sentimental and teary.
