Hey shipmates the Blighty Association Football Team is playing against some foreign jonnies tomorrow, all are invited to No 4 hatch to watch it on the big screen. My tab will stand you all warm bitter and pork scratchings. If the Swedes beat the Turnips, our gallant Turnips, anyone who wants can riot and hoy bits of dunnage over the port side and pee onto the quay wall.
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