Oh dear perhaps it's just as well I spend most of my time down the pit
I thought I'd take a turn round the deck to take in the evening breeze when I spotted what appeared to be some newly installed bitts. Very handy for parking ones bike before a run ashore so I proceeded to lodge the front wheel of my cycle between the cheeks simply to test the tightness of the fit
How was I supposed to know it was Red 17 leaning over the rail to look for the wheels previously announced by Sir William ?
Alas I appear to have made a wrong impression however the tread pattern imprint looks quite charming but I fear my innocent
intentions may be misinterpreted
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
