I understood 'hilarious' and 'mildly amusing' to be metric. Surely this joke is imperial.
A little titter did run round the Peel Courthouse when the defending advocate challenged me as to whether I drank when I responded 'I presume you mean alcohol'? after, continuing with 'Vast quantities, Sir' (to High Bailiff Williamson - I know it should have been 'your Worship' before I am pulled up for that).
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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