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My smarty pants mate was late for work yesterday and got stopped by a traffic cop.
He said “You were going a bit fast sir, what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mister Fog”
My mate smugly said “I would have trod on Mister Brake of course”
The cop said “I will repeat the question slowly sir, what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mist or Fog”
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Ron
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Never regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last.
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