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Old 1st March 2024, 03:54
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Shortly after a British Airways flight had
reached

its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain.

Welcome to
Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to

Antigua. “The weather ahead is good, so we

should have a uneventful flight. So, sit back,

relax, and.........OH...MY GOD!"

Silence followed.......................

Some moments later, the captain came back on
the

intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm

sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you,
a

flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in
my

lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

From the back of the plane, an Irish

passenger yelled....... “For the luvva

Jaysus…..you should see the back of
mine!"
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