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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander
I had an acquaintance once who told me his wife drove him to drink. I told him my wife made me walk to the pub!  |
You reminded me of a night on the town many years ago, Tom. Mike had drunk more than his fair share, and decided to quit. After tripping over a few bar stools, crashing into the pool table, trying to push the door open instead of pulling it towards him, and finally ending up face down on the sidewalk, (yes, it was in the USA,) Bill remarked laconically that it was "A good thing that Mike was driving home, because he sure as hell can't walk."
