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Originally Posted by Farmer John
We've just worked out we've been married for 46 years, not a landmark, but damn it, I have been lucky.
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Well, good for you!! I assume you mean that after 46 years of marriage you finally got lucky?
Reminds me of the vicar addressing his parisioners -- trying to prove a point -- Asked them from the pulpit how many had sex every day -- a handful put up their hands -- followed by once a week -- again a fairly good show of hands -- then once a month -- and a few more raised their hands. Finally he asked "How about once a year" --- One lone fellow at the back started jumping up and down, yelling "Me, Me, Me". The vicar asked him why he was so excited -- to which the main replied (still jumping up and down) " Tonights the night! Tonights the night!"