I'm on my way up chaps. Just bringing a few bottles of Canada Dry I found at the back of a locker in my cabin.
I did try drinking Canada Dry once when I was in Victoria, (I was only following the instructions on the advert outside the bar,) but I fell off my bar stool after emptying the first bottle of Scotch.. I blamed the resultant head ache on the foot rail around the bar. (Hic...!) Anyway, if the barman had been a little more proficient at installing a new bottle in the optic, I might not have fallen asleep in the first place.