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Originally Posted by BobClay
I've spent the weekend in Chatham, Kent ... (yes ... 'Southern Jessie' land.)
I've come to the following conclusions:
Satnavs are somehow discomnobulated by road systems down here. Mabel is very upset (Mabel is the voice on the Satnav, she sounds a bit posh to me, so I call her Mabel to keep her in her place.)
The road systems down here fully support the recently emerged science of Chaos Theory.
Drivers down here all do very good impersonations of Attila The Hun on steroids.
There are roadworks that defy all understanding !! ... but I do have a theory about that. Some wag shouted 'GOLD GOLD' for a laugh and everybody else started digging at random to look for it.
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They don't need gold down there mate - everyone knows Suv'ner's are minted. I'm surprised you found your way into the Medway Towns, and especially Chatham Bob. There is normally a filter system that directs all 'North-of-Watford pilocks', as they are known down there, via the most obstructed route, which is being expanded as we speak.
My wife is from Strood so we get in on her lifetime visa, and showing her 'Up-the-Gills' membership card.
JJ.