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Originally Posted by Tmac1720
David far be it from me to presume to offer medical advice which as we all accept is the purview of the beautiful Sister Eleff but may I offer an injuneering solution to your ailment.
1, place your male appendage (penile) upon a table near the edge
2, strike vigorously with a lump hammer
3. the congealed wax etc will thereupon fly out of your ears at a considerable rate of knots 
Don't thank me it's all part of the service  |
Did one, odd looks from chess partner. Did two, edge now closer, getting odder looks from chess partner while trying to comply as he moves table further from edge. Objective three not achieved (had GP been seeing wax through my eardrum he would have had to have been looking from the inside out).
I'll go and see Sis. and here's your lump hammer back sorry about the edging material stuck to the face.