well I do have my false beard on (copied from a players packet).
Greetings Gentlemen. Welcome aboard my yacht. I do hope you enjoy your stay with us. Please follow me to our lounge and bar area please.
Steward! what ever these good gentlemen would like goes on my tab if you dont mind.
Screws?...two!....Propulsion units?...4, Type classified. Speed?...classified!. Engine room? beneath us and out of bounds in the interest of National security. Now Gentlemen if there are no more questions may I suggest a snack to go with your drinks.
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