Kindly direct/frogmarch/drag the "stowaway" to the injuneering dept. Knock twice (respectfully) on injun room door and upon having it opened insert wallet from said stowaway through open hatch/door/whatever and then retreat to await instructions.
According to value of contents stowaway will be admitted to injuneering dept (loads of cash and cc's) sent to deckie crowd lounge (reasonable amount of cash received by injuneering) or thrown over the rail if found with no cash or cc's.
There is NO room for passengers on this ship unless they are of the pneumatic nubile and have a penchant for gnarled and somewhat shop soiled and slightly oily injuneers in which case there is space reserved for them in the shafting arrangement.
Actually is the miscreant does NOT know what luxury is an Ulster Potato
FARL is as it melts on the mouth have the surly fellow flogged and tied to the Mizzen until further notice
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Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
