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Old 14th May 2017, 19:22
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David far be it from me to presume to offer medical advice which as we all accept is the purview of the beautiful Sister Eleff but may I offer an injuneering solution to your ailment.

1, place your male appendage (penile) upon a table near the edge
2, strike vigorously with a lump hammer
3. the congealed wax etc will thereupon fly out of your ears at a considerable rate of knots

Don't thank me it's all part of the service
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