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Power is back on however you will note the addition of a pay meter on the bulkhead of your cabin. Please note this equipment does NOT accept washers, rupees or other foreign coins, blanking pieces or casino chips. Any attempt to by pass the meter will result in the miscreant being left in complete darkness with the air con set at a minimum of -40c and no hot water or flushing toilet (a slop bucket may be found in the wardrobe) Chargeable rate is £5 (sterling) per hour, payable in advance.
The injuneering department don't really regret imposing this charge as the "Injuneers going ashore jolly fund" requires much additional funding. Thank you for your cooperation however any complaints must be lodged in writing and posted into the boiler uptake.
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Oul scabby knuckles 
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots 
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