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Originally Posted by John Rogers
The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.
Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:
North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more).
Whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the pub, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese!
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At a reunion of the Cutters Association* a few years ago, one old hand remarked to another,
"You remember that stuff they put in our tea during the War, to stop us having any "naughty" urges?"
"Oooh yes, wasn't it called bromide, or something?" his old shipmate replied. "Why do you ask?"
"I think it's just beginning to work."
*An Association of RN and RNVR crews who served in the USCG Lake Class vessels that were acquired on the Lease/Lend program.