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Avast behind !!! I recognise that lady, built for comfort not for speed, what I wonder is she doing aboard? Oh well will investigate later however in the meantime it is I, your friendly, cuddly and generous Chief Injuneer for it is indeed I escaped from the nefarious clutches of the medics. Glad to report the stern gland remains intact despite the various accoutrements inserted therein and the video taken is due for release by Hammer Horror Films in the New Year. Doesn't have any sex but is deffo X rated.
My thanks to ES for standing in superbly Squeek and Eric have never looked so relaxed, or well fed.
I shall retire to my funnel suite anon while I complete my recovery with copious amounts of Black Bush to ease the pain and dull the memory of the past days.
Fear not I shall soon come among you again, indulging in the merry badinage with all and sundry while striking the fear of God into the plasticos and the deckie type persons.
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Oul scabby knuckles 
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots 
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