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Originally Posted by Dartskipper
We can make appropriate arrangements to smuggle you up on deck incognito if needed. A clean seaman's jersey, a false beard and a pair of sunglasses should do the trick. Start practising a Welsh accent to throw any antagonists off the scent. (Damn, I forgot about the aroma of diesel fumes and hot oil that follow every injuneer around. Copious applications of Black Bush internally should produce a suitable amount of fumes to counter any oily niffs.)
OK boyo?  |
yacky dah bach... there's lovely isn't it?...... (will that do or should I revert to "bog" Irish?)
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