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Old 17th October 2017, 10:02
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Fear thee not Varley. Far be it for me to tinker within the confines of the cosole (far too technical for me) Mearly cleaning the control room. Mind you I accept no resposibility if Squeak or Eric get in there and start chewing on them wirey thingies.
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Halfway to Nassau party in the PAX lounge --- come as you are -- First eight rounds on me. int'
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Old 18th October 2017, 08:51
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OK I am here, excuse the boiler suit but you did say come as you are.
Ah here comes Varley....Nice boxer shorts Varley...almost to take a shower were you heh heh.
Oh my word. 2 naked plastico's...now thats nasty ha ha
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Old 19th October 2017, 00:21
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well this is nice and Jolly but I really must go back below. O know we are automated down there but, Human eyes are still needed to monitor things correctly and make notes of changes. This is called preventative maintainence. Now you know why Tmac spends so little time at the Bar.
Steward! lump of cheese and a handfull of nuts please, salery (bribery) time for the animated injuneers down below.
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Halfway to Nassau party in the PAX lounge --- come as you are -- First eight rounds on me. int'
Only the first eight rounds??? Sheeesh..
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Old 19th October 2017, 06:35
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Only the first eight rounds??? Sheeesh..
Although being of Scottish heritage, (and having it on good authority that the limbo was invented by a Scotsman trying to get into a pay toilet) be it far from me to be cheap, or even not appreciative of your return to the ship, so by all means, order doubles, or even trippples of your favourite bevvy.
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Old 19th October 2017, 17:04
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Well, they do tend to split when using the brass-bound-bum-stretcher. Always best to carry a spare.
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slightly non compos mentos. Wifes Birthday yesterday. Catch up later when the Cat stops stampong his feet on the lawn.
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slightly non compos mentos. Wifes Birthday yesterday. Catch up later when the Cat stops stampong his feet on the lawn.
tannoy:Rig for silent running in honour of Sir William's "morning after the night before".
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Sssshhhh everybody, no unnecessary noise until Sir William, (and TMac) are up and about again..


SQUEEEK, don't you dare drop that shifter!!!!!
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Bulkhead phone: hello Bridge. I am on the ball again chaps. Wearing ear defenders but on the ball.
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Oh, look, isn't that the sloop "John B" just gliding past with a crew of thousands of musicians? We must be getting close to Nassau.
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Old 21st October 2017, 16:27
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We will be holding a regular medical parade from know onward, anyone unfit for duties will be given a hair of the dog that bit them and left to sleep it off.

Just be careful what bites you.
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Old 21st October 2017, 23:24
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No worries mate, I never could play snooker with a piece of Rope......BurrrrrrrrrrrrrrP!!
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Oh, look, isn't that the sloop "John B" just gliding past with a crew of thousands of musicians? We must be getting close to Nassau.
I think it is!! But us up 'ere on the graveyard watch can work all night on a drink o' rum

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Old 22nd October 2017, 12:01
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and us down here in the pit perform miracles by the hour on Cheese and Black bush.
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Old 22nd October 2017, 12:03
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Squeak, nip up to the funnel suite and see how Tmacs doing mate. Dont stay too long as I need you to keep an eye on the control room while I nip around and record temperatures in the log book.
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A short arm inspection? Before we get in? who, exactly, is doing what to whom, when and with what? (And who is sober enough anyway?)
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Good evening Ladies and Germs... it is I your jolly injuneer risen from the dead to put the fear of God into you heathen lot. While I struggled manfully with the dreaded lurgy I was intrigued, mystified and latterly concerned but the copious amount of revelry emanating from the bridge and radio room area coupled with a disconcerting view of Varley swinging from the radio wires shouting "hows that for a flashover?".... Squeek is looking rather bloated considering the amount of cheese he has been fed by Sir William who should have known better than to encourage the wee bugger however have no fear normal service has been resumed in the injun room and shifters of various sizes polished for insertion into orifices where found necessary to maintain the status quo..... ME boss... you minion...

In conclusion to those minions who found difficulty operating the various systems during my absence I suggest in the event of a further period of incapacity RTFM
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A short arm inspection? Before we get in? who, exactly, is doing what to whom, when and with what? (And who is sober enough anyway?)
Regrettably I am unaware of the length of my appendages however it has been remarked on several occasions regarding the dimensions of my posterior as in " hello short arse"
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SSR has a Birthday today. said he will shout the drinks in the PAX lounge.
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Old 22nd October 2017, 23:54
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just checked on my FB scope. SSR is todays Birthday boy. Set up for a party. He said he will stand the bar tonight.
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RTFM
Surely things are not going to be that bad.............
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just checked on my FB scope. SSR is todays Birthday boy. Set up for a party. He said he will stand the bar tonight.
Yup.. I surely will... using Sir Wilhelm's unlimited titanium charge card that is... Barkeep.. keep the Ahrn coming... I'll letcha know when to switch to the Dom Perignon '52
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In conclusion to those minions who found difficulty operating the various systems during my absence I suggest in the event of a further period of incapacity RTFM
Good. then you won't mind the extra ventilation in the funnel, will ya... Sir Wilhelm got a bit carried away when I took Budgie IV v2 up for a spin...he said he wanted to be ramp gunner.
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