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30th June 2018, 10:08
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I....haf bene tasting airfilly evr singel vat on hoorli schedoool. Iv fine remarqs log lyn abat enlflighten yer fkn zelf.
Don asq agn till aftr first watch. Sobrity 'as 'er plaice. E'n on GDII. Yoo jus koncentait on frigging idea - zounds no bad. Fizz etc. nd rocks for stuff'n tonic.
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30th June 2018, 13:32
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30th June 2018, 13:35
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#3254
30th June 2018, 13:38
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Emergency, emergency! Would Rob Page please report to sick bay with all paperwork. I need to make sure that you are fit and proper for the GD II. From what I have seen so far you are not! 
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#3255
30th June 2018, 13:43
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'Vista', knew you would lose it sooner or later ES. 
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#3256
30th June 2018, 13:49
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If my last few communications have offended anybody I do apologise, one to many Hunter Valley reds tonight. If I have not offended anyone than you also have had too much of your favourite tipple.
 Should I apologise? Nah, don't think so.
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#3258
30th June 2018, 14:31
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A stowaway - on board now?
Can somebody tell me where we are and where we are heading please? I have just woken up thanks to the Tannoy broadcast. So, first things first is our stowaway a useful addition to the crew? if he can provide cold beer and champagne then that I would say yes! Secondly, there seems to be a lot of gardening going on - which is good as we can get fresh herbs, vegetables etc, All this is great, but can our Chef use these properly? Do we need to consider recruiting somebody? A celebrity Chef for example? I only ask! As for the possible use of the stowaway,we need to ask Tmak as well though, as he would have to fit in as part of his Ijuneerng crew. Right! I am on the way to the lounge to have a livener and see what is going on and discuss this further! McC
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#3259
30th June 2018, 16:10
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Good to see Varley and Red17 relaxing. Just don't go past horizontal.
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#3260
30th June 2018, 16:42
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Kindly direct/frogmarch/drag the "stowaway" to the injuneering dept. Knock twice (respectfully) on injun room door and upon having it opened insert wallet from said stowaway through open hatch/door/whatever and then retreat to await instructions.
According to value of contents stowaway will be admitted to injuneering dept (loads of cash and cc's) sent to deckie crowd lounge (reasonable amount of cash received by injuneering) or thrown over the rail if found with no cash or cc's.  There is NO room for passengers on this ship unless they are of the pneumatic nubile and have a penchant for gnarled and somewhat shop soiled and slightly oily injuneers in which case there is space reserved for them in the shafting arrangement.  Actually is the miscreant does NOT know what luxury is an Ulster Potato FARL is as it melts on the mouth have the surly fellow flogged and tied to the Mizzen until further notice 
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30th June 2018, 16:43
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30th June 2018, 16:43
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#3263
30th June 2018, 17:15
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We are exactly right HERE, and heading over THERE. The rest of your enquiries can be discussed at the evening gathering of the alcohol testing committee in the PX Lounge later on.
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30th June 2018, 18:04
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Don't over task us. Everyone helps.
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#3265
30th June 2018, 23:35
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Wot? ten gom'n elp wid tis Gripe quallightly contrl exersize. Doin't all lonesomely screwin der liver.
Wot again!!! soberer now. I seem to be lying next to a wimen!
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1st July 2018, 03:33
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Alcohol testing Eh....good show men. cant wait to see Varleys wimin, If he lets them out of the radio shack heh heh
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1st July 2018, 07:23
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1st July 2018, 11:31
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we are running out of CO2 in the UK so have problems with beer pumping , we have dandelion and burdock or Rum though
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1st July 2018, 22:43
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Being a Celt myself I just love the Manx language, it's so melodic and rolls off the tongue like a gob of Prosecco phlegm. As part of the GD2's Crew Enrichment Programme our resident Manx speaker should run a series of introductory lectures during the dog watches. He could incorporate a wine tasting segment and introduce us to the excellent vineyards on the south eastern slopes of Slieau Whallian, if the excessive tannin hasn't addled his brain.
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#3271
1st July 2018, 23:41
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You should really rely on the vintages from the southern slopes of Slieu Doo, ES. The delicate flavours of moist loaghtan, with a hint of raspberry and kipper. A fine draught on a warm night (as this is) and the added bonus that it won't fuck up the flavour of your hamburger.
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#3272
2nd July 2018, 06:44
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Talking about vintages, you've gotta love the cars in Cuba. Relics from the good old days when, at a glance, you could tell the difference between make, model and year. (e.g. 1954 Ford and 1959 Chevrolet impala.) Now, in this day and age, I can only tell the difference between a silver car and a blue car, etc.
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#3273
2nd July 2018, 10:14
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Slieu Doo looks like a bastardisation of the Irish Sliabh Dhu or Black Mountain. Could we make potato vodka in the steering flat and market it as Black Mountain Still, another Serang brainwave.
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#3274
2nd July 2018, 11:00
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An excellent idea (the 'h' would make it closer to brown I gather).
These gripe fumes, I find, can steepen the old 'load/frequency curve' if one does not get a little rest from the distillery flat. I understand we now have to reserve double bottom space as we have, I am astonished to hear, been hiring it out to stowaways. We may have to start charging for our elixirs if the deck department think of treating us like charterers.
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2nd July 2018, 14:43
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Time Charter, Demurrage and Hague-Visby are terms long forgotten by our deck department. Ofttimes I lie in the bunk awake wondering if they are any more conversant with terms such as Mercator, Long by Chron and Pilotage? Apparently none of them went to The Boulevard, nuf said.
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