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Old 1st May 2017, 09:45
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An elderly retired Navy Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium.
After he had been there for a week, he went to Confession and said, "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."
The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them Into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," said the priest, "but it will wipe that crap-eatin' grin off your face."
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Old 1st May 2017, 16:15
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...and that from a Hammers fan??

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Old 1st May 2017, 19:02
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Be fair Geoff, Billyboy did clean it up a bit since I heard it in the Boleyn Tavern!
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