I think that rabbit is a hare. Broke my bollix laughing.

Be careful with that saw....

There is something about the kilt....

This panic buying is getting out of hand .....:sweat:

Bob, humour in short supply at the moment. Keep up the good work. What is the panic for toilet rolls? Does Corvid-19 attack your bum?

It's a mystery ... but just in case there's something in it ... make sure the pooch is properly trained, or you could lose the family treasure ... :D

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral:
Never Bulla Shita you Mama

Hi team check out,' the ballad of dunny roll,' for a bit of a giggle.

keep Anthony painting the Forecastle.

Wishful Thinking ?

Definitely, although Trump might go for it ... (dumb f***** that he is.)

A Playlist whilst stuck inside :quill:
1.Don't stand so close to me - The Police
2.Isolation - John Lennon
3.Closed for Business - Mansun
4.Living on my own -Freddie Mercury
5.Who wants to live forever - Queen
6.There's a kind of hush - Herman's Hermits.
7. Passing Strangers - Sarah Vaughn and Billy Eckstein
8.Alone Again naturally - Gilbert O'Sullivan.
9.We gotta get out of this place - The Animals.
10.I want to break free - Queen
11.Panic - The Smiths
12.Fever - Peggy Lee
13.It's the end of the world as we know it. - R.E.M.
14. Crazy - Patsy Cline
15.Don't Let it bring you down - Neil Young.

It's good news week?

American Idiot.

Ghost Town - The Specials
We will all go together when we go - Tom Lehrer

American Idiot - Green Day.

Tragedy. --Bee Gees

"Word Up" .... (although I'll admit, I'm being a bit dark and cynical.) :eek:

There'll be Bluebirds over the White Cliffs of Dover - Vera Lynn

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Virus - Cast and Company of Dads Army.

Greatest Hits, Double Album - George Formby.

When I am laid in earth - Purcell
My word! You do look queer - Holloway

My word! You do look queer - Holloway :thumb::thumb:

Plus:

DILLIGAF - Kevin Bloody Wilson

My word! You do look queer - Holloway :thumb::thumb:

Plus:

DILLIGAF - Kevin Bloody Wilson

There's a strong echo in here .... :eek:

I guess it must be the drink :pint:

Wouldn't that be reading double rather than writing double?