He, at least, is not yet minded to resign….

If the Conservative Party membership had been on the Titanic.......
They would have voted for another iceberg.

But not one with any form of fixed penalty record or with a charge of misleading the House of Commons hanging over it.

Why is it that something this bunch of no-longer selfless greasy-pole-climbers consider this such a great sin when, come election time, they all practise grander deception on an industrial scale?

Rather like the 'No more oil' lobby, in their confectionary influenced targeting their friend and ally, Guido would have garnered wider electoral support had he published his manifesto in the cellars of the lower house.

(Friends, Romans, Seafarers, I come ........... - That does not mean I think the back stabbers were honest in the way Boris was sidinged)

A thought for the day. Solar power is the way forward. However, it won't happen overnight.

Then the inverters blow up and burn the cabin out...........No power!

Sign in the Heisenberg Institute…

Am I the only reader that has to use sunglasses when reading Malcolm G and his wee hen.

How can you sex it just by the avatar view? Usually with birds, the brighter and more decorative the plumage the more likely it is a to be a male. I suppose it could be a wee free hen, they don't go in for gay anything.

Hen? As in domestic fowl? No, wrong species.
The choice was, as Avatars should be, an oblique indication of the actual person.
In this case, completely Kwackers.

indeed. 8910

Ahhh doncha just luv homespun philosophy ... watching the sunset from the rocking chair on the porch with a jar of moonshine in one hand, and a Remington 12 gauge pump in the other .... :supercool:

I just found this one for Sparkie2182…

Who's picking yo cotton and collard greens? Mr string vest.

Who wrote this crap?
Send him on gardening leave until 02 Jan 2023.

Stop the ‘bot’ ?

points to ponder...
 

Now that the Scottish First Minister is a second generation from Pakistani heritage.
And the UK Prime Minister is a second generation from Indian Heritage.

So maybe one of the first things on the joint agenda is the 'partition' of the UK.

I`d get a pound on a Welsh Bangladeshi if i were you.

The musically inclined will ‘get it’
Clue; It ain’t Mozart!

Found these pretty roots while digging in the front garden.
Anyone know what tree it is?

I have one, Malcolm, but its not a tree - It is a telephone plant! They will even grow in just water! I have one in the corner of my greenhouse.
Rgds.
Dave

Yes Dave but what about the big yellow root and the nearby blue root ?
Do you think it will hurt if I just put an axe through them? :bounce:

Something might go "Booooom". Remember Richard Harris in the film "Juggernaut?"

I only remember Richard Harris as Lawrence of Arabia and for being married to Elizabeth Taylor.

He starred in four of my favourites: The Wreck of the Mary Deare, Gladiator, Patriot Games and Harry Potter.

Peter O`Toole played Lawrence of Arabia & as far as I can see he was never married to Liz Taylor, so sorry some crossed thoughts gents.