Hmmmm now that could be fun to say the least ES. Bring it on! nice meddie cruise always good for some fun I take it their secretarys, wifes or girlfriends will be comming too!

Can I just remind you BillyBoy that it was YOU that invited the great Panjandrum on board.
But don’t mind me I only work here.
Just off down to the sick bay to count tablets….

I don't know about a taser cruise. I could rig something up with a megger or perhaps a variac and an extension lead (do we know why? Nothing, I hope, of an erotic nature. Was anything said about cable ties?).

I might add that if we're to wear blues in the messroom I think it a bit rich if management is allowed to wear only panjandrums.

(He's probably only interested in upping the business miles by using his company car to make the visit - something to do with the tax man I understand).

Can we leave the panjandrums (whatever they are) behind and only bring their wives, secretaries and girlfriends?

That is beginning to sound a little Gilbertosullivanian "And so do his cousins and his sisters and his aunts". Perhaps he should wear a pinafore over his panjandroms.