You should have used interim. Then you could have shoved his shifter interim.

(Interim= irregular noun, a place where the sun shineth not)

Oh no you haven't yet you young whippersnapper :cloud: I'm not quite dead YET !!! and even if I was I'd make it my personal mission to haunt you :shock:

Your out of work
and on the dole
'cause Tmax shoved his shifter
up your ho*e :chuckle:

I will be resting in my funnel suite so if anybody disturbs me they had better have a bloody good reason :paper:

Your out of work
and on the dole
'cause Tmax shoved his shifter
up your ho*e

And it feels sideways.

But I knew the thought of anyone sniffing around your job would get you out of Corrs Corner like a hot snot. And was I rite? Worth hobbling about for a week.

Next time you are in Corrs Corner I'll buy you a pint.....honest :pint::pint:

You can even bring David and Sir William :jester:

The rest can stand in the car park with their noses pressed to the window, I'm not feckin' made of money :yawn:

A generous offer but I doubt if D and Sir W will impress Glengormley society. Stout fellows indeed but their carry on will do little for our campaign to install you as President of the Golf Club and front runner for High Sherriff of Belfast. Solid chaps and sound shipmates but I suggest we drop them off at the Belview Arms, they will feel more comfortable.

Och awa wi ye min. yous wid be mare at hame in Barlinnie the noo.

Good news shipmates, Big Yin has joined.

Did we need a welder?
That's worrying if it's more than ES can handle.

Yes please Malcolm we do need a welder.

ES has done part of the job - the neat professional patch is his work but the novelty seems to have worn off after that. It has been cold showers for quite a while now.

I don't know who let the water level get so low as I was ashore at the time. There are too many on board who take 45 minute showers. :brain::wink:

YM

Welding! What fun. I'll just get my wookie feet and cowhide pinnie and I'm your man. Pity my team (Fairit Later & Co) is asunder at the moment. Even a bad weld can be a strong weld.

(And don't think I missed the stout fellow jibe! I'll hold you to a Mackeson's on the strength of it).

We may have to subcontract. I'd never be able to blow holes through as neatly as that.

Perfect repair. Get Malcolm to dicky it up with a coat of red lead.

Will do - reminds me of the old days of prepping a car for inspection with a bit of 'tar brush welding'.

My concern regarding a Weegie welder was his entourage - welder's mate, welders rigger, welder's holder-up, preparing grinder, finishing grinder, labourer, sweeper up, etc etc.

You will also have an entourage, Varley.

Is our old shipmate FJ still in the spin dryer?

Unleaded red lead, of course.

Is that like lead-free plumbing?

Last seen wandering up and down the rope walk, seemed to be looking for something or someone.

quite a few anchored here. lets pick a good spot.......stop engines...let her drift a bit...slow astern both. LET GO PORT ANCHOR!!
FWE.
Here we sit till the agent comes up with something.

My mind is elsewhere right now, just wish by bum was, major malfunctions.

Oh dear, I hope you get sorted soon.

Not same at Tmac?

It doesn't worry me that much, I am where I am and that can't change, I just seem to spend more time doing other things.

I haven't inspected Tmac's fundament, that is one blessing.

Just take care of yourself, and live up to your strapline
:thumb:

Good decision FJ, but why would you? A more deviant pastime couldn't be imagined. Double PPE advised.

EXCUSE MOI !!!!!! I will have you mangy curs know my stern gland and external discharge orifice is in perfect working order as befits an injuneer of quality like wot I is :brain:

If you must know it is the internal pipework that is fecked however I have the best H&W plumber on tap (geddit??) to effect what running repairs found necessary. :yawn:

I shall withdraw to my funnel suite however if any of you brave or should that be foolhardy souls choose to bother me you had better have a feckin' good reason :really_mad: