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Oh, c'mon, Varley, Tmac, not another one? It was Muffin that I used for an increased anchor point. We know they can't breed so we have to be careful with the remaining ones.
Tmac, they are more likely to gravitate to your domain, are they like the Rollright stones that can never be counted, or are they difficult to count due to the custom of drinking one pint for the first one, two for the second one.... |
Any of that left for a sandwich, Tmac?
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Actually I thought "Muffin the Mule" was a sexual offence until I discovered Black Bush.
Sorry David but there are some horses douvers left if you fancy a snack...:eat_arrow: |
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Either. Another Bottle Gentleman? |
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Or two? How many of us in the bar?
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Night run ashore?.....Count me in on that!
Heh heh I'll get my Wrangler gear on, dont want to ruin a good suit or uniform. |
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We are certainly on our way to Connetucky, where the rutile grows free on the trees. I hadn't noticed we were transiting the Screwez canal, but I have been working on some important menus for the festive season (lots of sampling involved), so we could be.
They are all shouting "Eh, Mcgregor" just as they did when father passed that way about 194ish, why do they do that? I think they sell you pass-codes for awful web-sites now, the printed page is passing. You want special thumb drive, chock full perversion? Anti-virus say clean! |
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Squeek, you can always ask me, Tmac tells me where Sir William says Dartskipper says Varley has passed a message to Tom to tell him where we are going.
Simple, you furry little imp. |
Tmac tells me he was told by Sir William that Dartskipper got the nod from Varley that Tom says he always asks you, and I tell you what I know, which I get from the Notice Board in the Pax lounge.
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The Chief Stewart always knows, and that is me.
We are going West. I got that from Tom, he was told that by the man with the Brown Envelope. |
Brown Envelope??..Hooray the agent has surfaced at long last. Hope its a lucrative job. If not I'll go below with Tmac and do a lubricative job.
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That is why we are proceding under the guise of one of those old "Bovril" boats that used to take the London effluent solids out to the North Sea. Hopefully the WOGs (Western Oriental Gentlemen) won't know the difference- cargo manifest says "fertilizer"! Do we have anyone in the crew who can act as a knowledgable tour guide of the local bars and places of ill repute? :balloon::balloon: |
Surely they'd be disappointed if it wasn't sh*t (mind you the youngsters might try and smoke it if it was manifested like that).
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So Skweek, if you thought that the injunears had a tuff thyme, then spare a thought occasionally for the Naviguessers!!:quill: |
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I sympathes wit you Naviguessers so next tyme you are doon in the pit you ken hav some of mi chese :wave: |
what the hell is Squeek doing running about on the computermabob keyboard?.... wee bugger should be oiling the quills on the cylinder liners :bad_mad:
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Terrible man with "nunch of buckles" is Tmack Lethal with a 3ld hammer and 18 inch shifter too!.
Steward!..Please take a case of Black bush down to Tmac with my regards...thank you. |
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