I have a racing tip for you the horse is called council dump,but watch out it may be a rubbish tip.

Wanna tip? Look both ways before crossing the road!

Groan, groan, gro----an!

Yep, It's time to roll out the groanometer again...

Bob Clay had an electronic meter, much less accurate.

Just in case you ever asked, here is the proof..

The prostitute: “Have you finished yet?”
The mistress: “Oh no, you haven’t finished”
The wife: “When are you going to finish painting that ceiling?”

Ah, that's how I got my Scandinavian passport "Are you Feenish Daveed".

Meanwhile, a few months and many complications later…

I

I think that could be a Yellow Card. No not a Jap.

The laws of the navy
 

The Laws of the Navy

Not to mention the litter problems!

For the last 70 odd years British Post Office vans have had E II R on the side.

Due to the change in senior management, with much deliberation, it has been decided that the sign writing will be changed to:-

C3PO

Very good!

Henry’s going to need a lot of straw.. Dear Liza.

With all these items in the news about the dangers of Artificial Intelligence, I decided to ask an AI Chat Bot whether Artificial Intelligence would destroy the human race.

And this is the answer it gave me:

".....We're Working On It....."

:shock:

Lao Pan me oul shipmate ask your AI Chat Bot whether Artificial Intelligence could get three Generators running on a Russian ship and improve the MTBF.
We know the answer.

PS. awaiting more of your excellent photographs.

Did you also have Russian Impressed Current Coating Remover?

Our ICCP is of Nederlands supply.

We don't use Bahco as we find King Dick more appropriate.

I don't think they could get their spindly little fingers to throw in those big 3 phase knife switches - let alone synchronise to the busses as the online Generator dropped to 30Hz while working cargo with a seizing Turbo. MTBF about 20 mins, then repeat. (Al Salehiah - Summer 1979, New Orleans - Generator Flat Temperature > 60 deg C Following Hurricane Bob)

Just spent the last year replacing my aging fleet of 'puters - so may find time to do some more 35mm scans - unfortunately the company that makes the best picky editing software noticed that I had inadvertently forgotten to pay them (£900) before installing it - Us J/E's still only get paid in beans - and sent me a stern warning, so I will have to find something else to do the post production :bad_mad:

Three old and retired Navy Chiefs were sitting around and talking. The first chief said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."
The second chief said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."
Then third chief said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At around 6:30 am I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am.

My new meter of "Good Belly Laughs" has barely flickered but as a Chief once said to me, a promising start and will improve as the trip goes on.

I once went out with a girl from Kerry, i think her Dad must of been a cardinal as she always wore purple underwear.

Expensive, ehen i get home from Ireland i think i will have to sell one of my cars, and probably my most disliked child.

Advise mileage and fuel type. Is child still good for a couple of years chimney work?

Age 42....fuel type any larger apart from when i am paying then it is stella.....expert at borrowing stuff and looking after his Mum, needs an eye keeping on him as he is known for steeling chips of his Dads plate.