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McCloggie 30th July 2018 06:49

I'll join you for breakfast Tom, but please don't mention waffles!

McC

Varley 30th July 2018 10:36

Don't look at me. Talking at breakfast time is anathema and interferes with one's reading of the newspaper. I take it Sparkie takes the press?

Now look at the time! What IS it that I should be doing?

billyboy 30th July 2018 10:47

RED 17,[COLOR="Black"]Our thoughts are with you. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Will keep the champers on ice for your return.

Steward!... full English for me please and the usual Coffee pot and bottle of rum as well please.

billyboy 30th July 2018 10:49

[QUOTE=Varley;16753]Don't look at me. Talking at breakfast time is anathema and interferes with one's reading of the newspaper. I take it Sparkie takes the press?

Now look at the time! What IS it that I should be doing?[/QUOTE

Anything interesting on 2182 this morning Varley?

Varley 30th July 2018 16:10

Real Sparkies only do W/T and tech. 2182 is for deck pussies.

Farmer John 30th July 2018 17:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Alexander (Post 16744)
Sorry to report that Red is on temporary medical leave for awhile and undergoing some R & R


Our thoughts and prayers are that she makes a quick recovery. :)

I echo that, we are here if needed and can be left till wanted.

I am just going to have a chat with Varley about Deck Pussies.

Varley 30th July 2018 17:50

Never mind the hot air. I'll expect someone up soon with a request to Interflorinate Red. I might even lend you my discount.

Engine Serang 30th July 2018 20:56

Real Sparkies also do Semaphore and pigeons. Modern Man does GMDSS. Took your eye off the ball there, me oul China.


More importantly, " Redser we're missing you already ".

YM-Mundrabilla 31st July 2018 02:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Alexander (Post 16744)
Sorry to report that Red is on temporary medical leave for awhile and undergoing some R & R


Our thoughts and prayers are that she makes a quick recovery. :)

Red,
We miss you. Take care and look after yourself. We look forward to your return.
Geoff (YM)

Tom Alexander 31st July 2018 06:22

Joining in the full English, but hold the chitlins and black puddin' on mine. Yes - that jug of tequila sunrise will be a welcome accompaniment.

Mr. McCloggie, please have us singled up for a 15:00 hours departure. :bounce_angel:

Engine Serang 31st July 2018 08:16

Tequila Sunrise and the Full Irish or An Ulster Fry with Tequila chasers really sets you up for a day's honest toil. But you must have the black and white pudding, squeamishness ist verboten.

Varley 31st July 2018 10:58

Funny you should mention that. Irish friend has put consignment pudding (both) plus rashers in my freezer. I can only hope she intends to do another 'big breakfast'. I don't think it will be advertised as anything Ulsterish 'though despite Kells (of book fame) being located there. There might be something fizzy with it if it happens.

(GMDSS is for deck pussies as is the 'light'. Semaphore and pigeons are only for the amateur lot although I can send morse by semaphore - or I could when the shoulder bearings were as well oiled as the rest of me).

Tom Alexander 1st August 2018 06:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Engine Serang (Post 16810)
Tequila Sunrise and the Full Irish or An Ulster Fry with Tequila chasers really sets you up for a day's honest toil. But you must have the black and white pudding, squeamishness ist verboten.


Oh! my goodness -- not that verdammt sauerkraut again? :confused:

billyboy 2nd August 2018 02:26

Virgin Gorda?...Never tried that but happy to give it a go Tom

Tom Alexander 2nd August 2018 08:01

TANNOY: Navigation department -- Please follow the course laid out on the new chart (sans coffee stains, etc) along the South side of Haiti and the Dominican Republic, North through the Mona Passage, and then Eastward along the North side of Puerto Rica and the U.S. and British Virgins, the head South leaving Prickly Pear Island to port and then anchor off the Bitter End Yacht Club.

Sir William - permission to open the Marina Deck and activate your launch and the other water toys. Rental boats available from the BEYC for any who would like to engage in some performance sail boat racing. :)

billyboy 2nd August 2018 09:21

Oh yes, permission granted Tom. Do carry on my good man. Errrr maybe we christen another bottle of Four Bell's while you plan?

Farmer John 2nd August 2018 09:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by billyboy (Post 16904)
Oh yes, permission granted Tom. Do carry on my good man. Errrr maybe we christen another bottle of Four Bell's while you plan?

GD definition : to christen , to drain with a satisfying gurgle.

We can do that.

Varley 2nd August 2018 10:51

I believe the proper name for the office is baptism. On GD the difference is that we do not pour it 'on' whilst casting spells but 'down'. May I join you, I have some Lambs Gravy to contribute?

billyboy 2nd August 2018 13:04

You are most welcome Mr Varley. Pull up a Chair. Steward! another glass for Mr Varley if you please.

Farmer John 2nd August 2018 17:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by billyboy (Post 16917)
You are most welcome Mr Varley. Pull up a Chair. Steward! another glass for Mr Varley if you please.

What, so he gets two glasses? no-one on the GD goes anywhere without a glass, then you give him another.

The man deserves it!

Varley 2nd August 2018 17:10

The one I carry is rather like my second pipe. It would be a poor smoke if lit, the bowl is too big. It is used for 'borrowing'.

Dartskipper 2nd August 2018 22:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Alexander (Post 16900)
TANNOY: Navigation department -- Please follow the course laid out on the new chart (sans coffee stains, etc) along the South side of Haiti and the Dominican Republic, North through the Mona Passage, and then Eastward along the North side of Puerto Rica and the U.S. and British Virgins, the head South leaving Prickly Pear Island to port and then anchor off the Bitter End Yacht Club.

Sir William - permission to open the Marina Deck and activate your launch and the other water toys. Rental boats available from the BEYC for any who would like to engage in some performance sail boat racing. :)

Aye aye Cap'n Tom.

Been there, done that. Follow me. Not keen on dinghy racing though, not unless there's a decent size outboard on the transom. (LOL). Prefer something a bit bigger, say 36 ft sloop for a blast round the buoys myself.

billyboy 2nd August 2018 23:20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Varley (Post 16933)
The one I carry is rather like my second pipe. It would be a poor smoke if lit, the bowl is too big. It is used for 'borrowing'.

:applause::applause:
Good Lord...ypu electrical technicians think of everything ha ha

billyboy 2nd August 2018 23:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartskipper (Post 16939)
Aye aye Cap'n Tom.

Been there, done that. Follow me. Not keen on dinghy racing though, not unless there's a decent size outboard on the transom. (LOL). Prefer something a bit bigger, say 36 ft sloop for a blast round the buoys myself.

Each to their own Dartskipper. Nice cruiser with a pair of Screaming Gimies or V8 Cats will do for me.

Tom Alexander 3rd August 2018 06:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by billyboy (Post 16904)
Oh yes, permission granted Tom. Do carry on my good man. Errrr maybe we christen another bottle of Four Bell's while you plan?

That is another one EACH? :pint:

Tom Alexander 3rd August 2018 06:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartskipper (Post 16939)
Aye aye Cap'n Tom.

Been there, done that. Follow me. Not keen on dinghy racing though, not unless there's a decent size outboard on the transom. (LOL). Prefer something a bit bigger, say 36 ft sloop for a blast round the buoys myself.

I said performance --choices include Express 37' (14 knot potential), 48' ketch rigged cat, and IC-24s (modified J-24s). There are of course Hobies and 420s for the more youthful.

Remember this is a nostalgia site so we can probably arrange a football match with the locals. :bounce:

billyboy 3rd August 2018 10:33

Not a bad idea Tom. May I suggest we play Mr Varley in goal, I've heard nothing gets past him.
I would of course volunteer to play Right back, and I hear that SSR is pretty handy on the right wing, Not to sure about the positions of the rest of the crew.

Varley 3rd August 2018 10:41

After what you're planning for the cat. Not sure I want to be in sports clothes with any of you. Best we stick to what we know (drink).

And don't think I will pass over any allusions to goal mouth area and my sylph like interference fit.

Farmer John 3rd August 2018 13:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by billyboy (Post 16947)
Not a bad idea Tom. May I suggest we play Mr Varley in goal, I've heard nothing gets past him.
I would of course volunteer to play Right back, and I hear that SSR is pretty handy on the right wing, Not to sure about the positions of the rest of the crew.

I always assume the supine position when sport is mentioned, though I might take on a 420, given this is a fantasy. I used to, but now I am a little less limber.

Dartskipper 3rd August 2018 20:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Alexander (Post 16945)
I said performance --choices include (14 knot potential), 48' ketch rigged cat, and IC-24s (modified J-24s). There are of course Hobies and 420s for the more youthful.

Remember this is a nostalgia site so we can probably arrange a football match with the locals. :bounce:

Wot, no Fireballs?:jester:
The Express 37 sounds OK, although we did clock 14 knots in Orcella, (76 ft Frans Maas) on a broad reach when heading North in the Pacific.


What Rules football are we playing, Tom? NFL ?CFL? Association? Aussie Rules? Gaelic?

Dartskipper 3rd August 2018 20:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by billyboy (Post 16941)
Each to their own Dartskipper. Nice cruiser with a pair of Screaming Gimies or V8 Cats will do for me.

Those fast Fairey Huntsmen and Swordsmen were OK, BB. Twin turbo cheapo Fords gave them a good shove. If anything went "bang", you could easily get another one.

billyboy 3rd August 2018 23:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartskipper (Post 16983)
Those fast Fairey Huntsmen and Swordsmen were OK, BB. Twin turbo cheapo Fords gave them a good shove. If anything went "bang", you could easily get another one.

Yes thats very true Roy. Theres a speedboat out of Looe got one in, skippered by a lady. Good for about 28 knots.

Tom Alexander 4th August 2018 07:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartskipper (Post 16982)
Wot, no Fireballs?:jester:
The Express 37 sounds OK, although we did clock 14 knots in Orcella, (76 ft Frans Maas) on a broad reach when heading North in the Pacific.


What Rules football are we playing, Tom? NFL ?CFL? Association? Aussie Rules? Gaelic?

Not a Fireball in sight -- used to race them back in the late 60's -- fun boat -- found that it could actually be surfed on a broad reach with bare poles and no rudder in a 45 knot squall on an inland lake. Also capsized to windward one day with the Admiral out on the wire -- wasn't too popular that day. :bye:

With the British Virgins being under English jurisdiction I suppose we should stick to their version --- some call it soccer. :bounce:

Tmac1720 4th August 2018 12:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by billyboy (Post 16987)
Yes thats very true Roy. Theres a speedboat out of Looe Good for about 28 knots.

Why would anyone want a speedboat in their toilet? :confused::confused:

I might be quiet at the moment but I'm still keeping a beady eye on you scurvy lot.... anyone, ANYONE even thinking about an "adventure" into the injun room had better have adequate insurance :shock: Squeek and Eric are armed and primed to repel all boarders :(

Farmer John 4th August 2018 14:55

Be assured, they do repel.

Engine Serang 4th August 2018 15:12

Disgusting marsupials.

Varley 4th August 2018 19:58

Show'm your bare arse. That's a sure way of disgusting 'em.

Tom Alexander 5th August 2018 06:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tmac1720 (Post 17003)
Squeek and Eric are armed and primed to repel all boarders :(

Who the heck would want to board in the injun room anyway?? You starting a new business Tmac -- SludgeBnB?? Anchovies in Bunker C for breakfast??? Black finger prints on the toast?? :(

Tom Alexander 5th August 2018 06:06

Here we are -- anchored off the Bitter End Yacht Club. Fine catered supper ashore this evening, courtesy of Pusser's due to our exemplary order. :pint:

YM-Mundrabilla 5th August 2018 08:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Alexander (Post 17035)
Who the heck would want to board in the injun room anyway?? You starting a new business Tmac -- SludgeBnB?? Anchovies in Bunker C for breakfast??? Black finger prints on the toast?? :(

Possible that the black finger prints could be Bunker C or Vegemite. Only one way to find out ...........:confused:


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