Toads have the right idea.
 

Toads are well-known for their need to get home for a bit of sex, the wife often carrying the husband in her eagerness (and because the husband hangs on very tightly).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-engl...onth-for-toads

How did you know about the nocturnal activities of the Torquay Operatic And Dramatic Society?

Been there done that.

I think it is in the model set of rules used by many social groups.

I think I'll stick to Toad-in-the-Hole !! Oh! right -- I see -- that's what the article is about! :wave:

With Bisto gravy.