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Engine Serang 14th April 2024 08:53

Henners! Henners!
Get a grip my Lordship and for gods sake don't drink it. Look what it did to the mad xylophone player from mars.

Varley 14th April 2024 13:59

I had no idea that the xylophonist astronomer was a connoisseur also of fizz. Even he, I suggest, would not consider the terroir of Mars suitable until he had had it tested. I don't think he was from there, just that he would have liked to go there.

Varley 14th April 2024 18:58

I have received no requests from either Abi or Charlie. Is there something artistically unappealing about my genitalia?

Engine Serang 15th April 2024 21:24

Nor will you.
One presumes.

Varley 16th April 2024 14:07

Well. It is one explanation.

Engine Serang 22nd April 2024 12:03

Had a heavy weekend of drinking, no bubbles, and I feel a dammed sight better than I have in a long time. Bubbles is bastards.
Agree or otherwise.

Varley 22nd April 2024 14:17

Depends at which end the bubbles are featuring.

Top end, fine (and did some lunching Friday).

Bottom end, suggest porta and bothiebathjuice bad for gut flora/fauna (and any planned appearances at The Mistral, Shittam upon Peas should be postponed until the problem has passed).

(How's Tmac, bugger didn't leave any batteries with the Brightstar).

Engine Serang 23rd April 2024 08:04

Check there's a bulb in it.
Tmax is surrounded by empty tubes of Germoline and Sudocreme. Leave him alone you big bully.

Varley 23rd April 2024 16:47

Of course there's a bulb in it. I can hear it rattling about when I shake it.

Bully? It's not me with the four rings.

billyboy 3rd May 2024 01:52

bulbs? Bulbs? ,,,Spring time already out there?
I have no idea of where we are or where we are heading to. I left the ship in the capable hands of ES. Hope he gets it right or Tmac's steel toe cap boots will be brought into use again.
I seem to have a full time occupation swallowing pills of various colours shapes and sizes. they didnt give any diamond shape blue one though.

rustytrawler 3rd May 2024 12:34

Eyup billyboy, you keep batting and i will send round titty to help with the blue tablets.


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