Henners! Henners!
Get a grip my Lordship and for gods sake don't drink it. Look what it did to the mad xylophone player from mars.

I had no idea that the xylophonist astronomer was a connoisseur also of fizz. Even he, I suggest, would not consider the terroir of Mars suitable until he had had it tested. I don't think he was from there, just that he would have liked to go there.

I have received no requests from either Abi or Charlie. Is there something artistically unappealing about my genitalia?

Nor will you.
One presumes.

Well. It is one explanation.

Had a heavy weekend of drinking, no bubbles, and I feel a dammed sight better than I have in a long time. Bubbles is bastards.
Agree or otherwise.

Depends at which end the bubbles are featuring.

Top end, fine (and did some lunching Friday).

Bottom end, suggest porta and bothiebathjuice bad for gut flora/fauna (and any planned appearances at The Mistral, Shittam upon Peas should be postponed until the problem has passed).

(How's Tmac, bugger didn't leave any batteries with the Brightstar).

Check there's a bulb in it.
Tmax is surrounded by empty tubes of Germoline and Sudocreme. Leave him alone you big bully.

Of course there's a bulb in it. I can hear it rattling about when I shake it.

Bully? It's not me with the four rings.

bulbs? Bulbs? ,,,Spring time already out there?
I have no idea of where we are or where we are heading to. I left the ship in the capable hands of ES. Hope he gets it right or Tmac's steel toe cap boots will be brought into use again.
I seem to have a full time occupation swallowing pills of various colours shapes and sizes. they didnt give any diamond shape blue one though.

Eyup billyboy, you keep batting and i will send round titty to help with the blue tablets.

Hmmm. No activity since May 3rd.

Might be time to go into lay up in the Fal.

Lay off a course for Falmouth ES. Lets go lay the old girl up.

Hi . Billyboy .

My lay up will be in Newquay bay , my hometown .

I Have arranged for the local boatmen to scatter my ashes
on the sea .
Grew up with a lot of them .

All the best . wish you well .

Tony

Daren't lay her up. How would any of us get an ENG1 to rejoin?

Don't expect me to jolly you all up. I am out of Rochas (economising until my 'pot' is out of administration) and damn Tesco is out of its own-brand. On top of that my people have persuaded me to get another lawn mower (old people qualified type) just so I can join in that bloody fun.