confession
 

An elderly retired Navy Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium.
After he had been there for a week, he went to Confession and said, "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."
The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them Into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," said the priest, "but it will wipe that crap-eatin' grin off your face."

...and that from a Hammers fan??

geoff

Be fair Geoff, Billyboy did clean it up a bit since I heard it in the Boleyn Tavern!