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Forum: The Pig & Whistle 22nd January 2023, 14:42
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Posted By BobClay
I always go with US Singer 'Cher' when she was...

I always go with US Singer 'Cher' when she was asked on a chat show what getting old was like.

'It sucks,' she replied.

Good answer ...:D
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 15th December 2022, 19:55
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Posted By BobClay
Had a bad day today. I paid a carpenter to build...

Had a bad day today. I paid a carpenter to build us a bespoke double bed and found out he's done a bunk !!! It's just one thing on top of another. :D
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 10th December 2022, 10:56
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Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
I need to bring some quality to these jokes...

I need to bring some quality to these jokes ....:bounce:
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 8th December 2022, 18:04
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Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
You never know who is listening ... (it isn't...

You never know who is listening ... (it isn't just the boys and girls in the Donut.)
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 5th December 2022, 04:46
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Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
Sound engineering. :p

Sound engineering. :p
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 1st December 2022, 11:34
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Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
If your found going up that road with a paddle...

If your found going up that road with a paddle ... it is immediately confiscated.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 27th November 2022, 16:10
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Posted By BobClay
I met a Dalek who was looking for directions...

I met a Dalek who was looking for directions home, asking where he was from he replied: "Devon mate."
I asked: "What part mate ?"
He replied:
"Exeter mate, Exeter mate Exeter mate."
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 26th November 2022, 18:09
Replies: 1,844
Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
An eye should also be kept on labelling ......

An eye should also be kept on labelling ... especially with regard to the fonts used .... :shock:
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 25th November 2022, 10:19
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Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
I think the yoke is on me .... :egg:

I think the yoke is on me .... :egg:
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 24th November 2022, 08:56
Replies: 1,844
Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
No need to get nesty .... ;)

No need to get nesty .... ;)
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 23rd November 2022, 22:43
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Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
aaaa ... close enought for Government work ... ...

aaaa ... close enought for Government work ... :huh:
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 23rd November 2022, 18:13
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Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
Talk about jokes on a wing and prayer, you lot...

Talk about jokes on a wing and prayer, you lot should be up before the beak.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 16th November 2022, 00:10
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Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
Hear about the "Blonds Aren't Dumb Convention" ? ...

Hear about the "Blonds Aren't Dumb Convention" ?

They hired out a football stadium and it was a complete sell out with thousands of blonde women turning up to prove the point.
The highlight was...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 16th November 2022, 00:02
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Posted By BobClay
A skeleton walks into a bar and says . . . ...

A skeleton walks into a bar and says . . .


. ."Gimme a beer. And a mop."
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 15th November 2022, 23:51
Replies: 1,844
Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
A dyslexic man walks into a bra..

A dyslexic man walks into a bra..
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 13th November 2022, 10:32
Replies: 1,844
Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
Yes the thread does need perking up with some...

Yes the thread does need perking up with some quality jokes. I shall attempt to rescue it ...


What is a shitzu?

A zoo with no animals in it.
Forum: The Arts & Entertainment forum 12th November 2022, 16:01
Replies: 29
Views: 30,283
Posted By BobClay
Under the wide and starry sky, Dig the grave...

Under the wide and starry sky,
Dig the grave and let me lie.
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And I laid me down with a will

This be the verse you grave for me:
Here he lies where he longed to...
Forum: The Arts & Entertainment forum 10th November 2022, 11:42
Replies: 29
Views: 30,283
Posted By BobClay
Watching the news of late brings to mind a verse...

Watching the news of late brings to mind a verse from a T. S. Elliot poem. :mad:

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 9th November 2022, 04:57
Replies: 1,844
Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
Clever road sign: :bounce:

Clever road sign: :bounce:
Forum: Stormy Weather 8th November 2022, 14:25
Replies: 17
Views: 9,831
Posted By BobClay
... and if they can't dig it out, they'll simply...

... and if they can't dig it out, they'll simply invent it.
Forum: Stormy Weather 8th November 2022, 11:52
Replies: 17
Views: 9,831
Posted By BobClay
"the UK's burgeoning status as a great,...

"the UK's burgeoning status as a great, independent maritime trading nation"
Boris Johnson

Last night this c*** appeared on my TV at the COP meeting and claimed to be: 'the foot soldier, the...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 6th November 2022, 09:36
Replies: 1,844
Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
I heard two people in a row over whether it’s...

I heard two people in a row over whether it’s Licorice or Liquorice.

Takes all sorts.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 30th October 2022, 09:54
Replies: 532
Views: 221,553
Posted By BobClay
Ahhh doncha just luv homespun philosophy ......

Ahhh doncha just luv homespun philosophy ... watching the sunset from the rocking chair on the porch with a jar of moonshine in one hand, and a Remington 12 gauge pump in the other .... :supercool:
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 29th October 2022, 19:58
Replies: 1,844
Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
Old joke .... :o

Old joke .... :o
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 24th October 2022, 09:16
Replies: 1,844
Views: 858,238
Posted By BobClay
"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing 'The green,...

"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
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