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Forum: Mess Deck Yesterday, 08:51
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Good God don't tell me John Prescot and Kevin...

Good God don't tell me John Prescot and Kevin McNamara got in?
Forum: Mess Deck 28th October 2024, 22:17
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Yes ES, I see you made a visit. Didn’t say much...

Yes ES, I see you made a visit. Didn’t say much though.

It never entered my mind to spew nonsense at the first opportunity. I'll take it easy for a while and then with a new name, ED Yellabinna,...
Forum: Mess Deck 28th October 2024, 07:31
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Posted By Engine Serang
I visited the "Dontgothere,youbollix" site over...

I visited the "Dontgothere,youbollix" site over the weekend and was made to feel most welcome, indeed at one stage I felt like the Prodigal Son.
Being a bit of a dunderhead I never fully understood...
Forum: Mess Deck 25th October 2024, 06:33
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Posted By Engine Serang
BB me oul china many of our shipmates have hit...

BB me oul china many of our shipmates have hit the deck, popped their clogs or succumbed to diseases of the liver and we remember them with affection. More so as we approach the month of November.
...
Forum: Mess Deck 24th October 2024, 07:09
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Posted By Engine Serang
Lord V is ambidexter, he can cook and talk at...

Lord V is ambidexter, he can cook and talk at the same time. He does a mean curry, Simla Curry.

Is that the curry with sultanas in it?
No, it's simla to yesterdays.
Forum: Mess Deck 15th October 2024, 20:40
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Posted By Engine Serang
Suffice for youse scurvy matelots to know I (me)...

Suffice for youse scurvy matelots to know I (me) is in charge of this fine lady. Just carry on and do your job or I'll be dug outa ya. Everyone sloped shoulders when BB needed a short break, I stood...
Forum: Computers and The Internet 10th October 2024, 21:47
Replies: 13
Views: 2,535
Posted By Engine Serang
I've garnered from Private Eye and Have I got...

I've garnered from Private Eye and Have I got News for You that if you are about to say or write something mildly controversial then liberally sprinkle everything with the word, "Allegedly".
Lets...
Forum: Computers and The Internet 9th October 2024, 07:13
Replies: 13
Views: 2,535
Posted By Engine Serang
YM I share your pain, well at least your...

YM I share your pain, well at least your misgivings about Norton. In their favour I have to say they have never taken money out of my account without going through an exhaustive sales pitch and then...
Forum: Mess Deck 8th October 2024, 10:08
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Posted By Engine Serang
For the Officer Commanding, the OOW and the MEO...

For the Officer Commanding, the OOW and the MEO it's squeeky bum time.

The environmental gobshites will start shouting about damage to the reef. If they haven't started already.
Forum: Mess Deck 7th October 2024, 07:00
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Engine Serang
Isn't that typical of our antipodean cousins, the...

Isn't that typical of our antipodean cousins, the only thing that's keeping youse within the Realm is the hope that Him Belong Mrs Parker-Bowles will give one a gong of some sort.
Forum: Mess Deck 7th October 2024, 06:52
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Posted By Engine Serang
Was the General Secretary called Jack?

Was the General Secretary called Jack?
Forum: Mess Deck 6th October 2024, 07:33
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Posted By Engine Serang
Where is our old china, Tmax? His weeks leave has...

Where is our old china, Tmax? His weeks leave has stretched to months and the two rats are missing him. They are off their food and doing No 2's in the shaft alley, what next? I have a sneeking...
Forum: Mess Deck 5th October 2024, 21:27
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Engine Serang
Don't need to drive, competency in mushing will...

Don't need to drive, competency in mushing will suffice.
Forum: Mess Deck 3rd October 2024, 07:05
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Engine Serang
Wooden cutlery, plastic cutlery what next? Soon...

Wooden cutlery, plastic cutlery what next? Soon the only steel knives will be in the hands of teenage thugs on electric scooters. My dormant right wing is getting harder to disguise.
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd October 2024, 07:44
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Engine Serang
Sounds more an order than an invitation, I'm on...

Sounds more an order than an invitation, I'm on my way.

My greatest win on Lotto and Euro-Millions was Euro 656 and I hesitated on the best way to spend it. in the meantime the Memsahib went out...
Forum: Mess Deck 1st October 2024, 07:19
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Posted By Engine Serang
When I have spent my nest-egg on wine, women and...

When I have spent my nest-egg on wine, women and song and have no assets left I will launch my book on an incredulous public. It will have a snappy title such as, "Ship Managment a Den of Thieves",...
Forum: Mess Deck 30th September 2024, 10:17
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Engine Serang
You had more than one deck super? Good...

You had more than one deck super?

Good heavens no. They were more Cargo Supers than anything else plus a couple of Supercargo's contracted out as demand required.
Forum: Mess Deck 30th September 2024, 10:11
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Engine Serang
What horse? Who's horse? Am I missing...

What horse?
Who's horse?
Am I missing something?
Forum: Mess Deck 27th September 2024, 21:23
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Engine Serang
I recall many years ago being at a similar...

I recall many years ago being at a similar Seminar with Engine Supers. The Deck Supers were a bit miffed they weren't invited or hadn't the wit to organise one of their own so they had a competition...
Forum: Mess Deck 27th September 2024, 20:58
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Engine Serang
If it moves, salute it; if it doesn’t move, pick...

If it moves, salute it; if it doesn’t move, pick it up; and if you can’t pick it up, paint it. –
I'll just stick to Royal Navy rules.

If you stuck to Royal Navy rules there would be an extra bit...
Forum: Mess Deck 24th September 2024, 13:22
Replies: 9,347
Views: 2,655,378
Posted By Engine Serang
I'll find youse because I don't know where I'm...

I'll find youse because I don't know where I'm starting from.
Forum: Mess Deck 24th September 2024, 10:51
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Engine Serang
Just home after a trip on the fast and commodious...

Just home after a trip on the fast and commodious ship "Oasis of the Seas". If I hear anymore tripe talked about blocks of council flats I will not be responsible for my actions.

I'll re-join...
Forum: Mess Deck 14th September 2024, 08:02
Replies: 9,347
Views: 2,655,378
Posted By Engine Serang
I miss the Pool. Keep phoning the Belfast,...

I miss the Pool. Keep phoning the Belfast, Liverpool and Glasgow Pool to hire some of Britain's Hardy Sons but no one answers. Can anyone help?
Forum: Mess Deck 14th September 2024, 07:28
Replies: 9,347
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Posted By Engine Serang
We are in Port Said, the haven of all our...

We are in Port Said, the haven of all our desires, awaiting a Gorden Blow cook. Once the galley is flashed up and cooking something better than Goat a la Cous-Cous we will up anchor and keep pointing...
Forum: Mess Deck 13th September 2024, 06:47
Replies: 9,347
Views: 2,655,378
Posted By Engine Serang
Are youse still growing Kiwi Fruit?

Are youse still growing Kiwi Fruit?
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