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Forum: Mess Deck 14th September 2024, 08:02
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I miss the Pool. Keep phoning the Belfast,...

I miss the Pool. Keep phoning the Belfast, Liverpool and Glasgow Pool to hire some of Britain's Hardy Sons but no one answers. Can anyone help?
Forum: Mess Deck 14th September 2024, 07:28
Replies: 9,252
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Posted By Engine Serang
We are in Port Said, the haven of all our...

We are in Port Said, the haven of all our desires, awaiting a Gorden Blow cook. Once the galley is flashed up and cooking something better than Goat a la Cous-Cous we will up anchor and keep pointing...
Forum: Mess Deck 13th September 2024, 06:47
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Posted By Engine Serang
Are youse still growing Kiwi Fruit?

Are youse still growing Kiwi Fruit?
Forum: Mess Deck 12th September 2024, 14:03
Replies: 9,252
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Posted By Engine Serang
Dwam is Ullans or Ulster Scots or 'the hamely...

Dwam is Ullans or Ulster Scots or 'the hamely tongue' for a minor illness or a touch of something like the flu.
Forum: Mess Deck 12th September 2024, 08:05
Replies: 9,252
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Posted By Engine Serang
As an adult (??) I have never drank TK Red but as...

As an adult (??) I have never drank TK Red but as a child in East Antrim I had the usual little bouts of growing sickness called a Dwam. When on the mend Lucozade was the pick-me-up and if money was...
Forum: Mess Deck 11th September 2024, 06:56
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Posted By Engine Serang
Where the hell is Tmax 1720? The old devil has...

Where the hell is Tmax 1720? The old devil has slipped off with the keys to the Control Room and the starting handle for the Greasy Beast.
What are we to do? His two rats are defecating over the...
Forum: Mess Deck 10th September 2024, 21:18
Replies: 9,252
Views: 2,221,969
Posted By Engine Serang
You can earn a living without help from me. Go...

You can earn a living without help from me. Go back to bobbin you lazy bugger, just because your foto is in the cover of "Lovely she Goes" don't mean you can drink down Hessle Road morning, noon and...
Forum: Mess Deck 7th September 2024, 07:39
Replies: 9,252
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Posted By Engine Serang
The John Selwyn Gummer defence.

The John Selwyn Gummer defence.
Forum: Mess Deck 6th September 2024, 08:04
Replies: 9,252
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Posted By Engine Serang
I'm led to believe all youse nz'ers have a pet...

I'm led to believe all youse nz'ers have a pet sheep, nothing to be ashamed about.
Forum: Mess Deck 5th September 2024, 14:51
Replies: 9,252
Views: 2,221,969
Posted By Engine Serang
Golden Dreamer 2 Ship Management, Peel Ltd, will...

Golden Dreamer 2 Ship Management, Peel Ltd, will offer them Cadetships.
Forum: Mess Deck 4th September 2024, 06:59
Replies: 9,252
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Posted By Engine Serang
Indeed, the rot started with Bombay Sapphire and...

Indeed, the rot started with Bombay Sapphire and before you knew it every pub had a Gin Corner which was populated by wankers drinking out of small wash hand basins and roaring for more pink...
Forum: Mess Deck 3rd September 2024, 12:40
Replies: 9,252
Views: 2,221,969
Posted By Engine Serang
Never heard of Fynoderee gin. I only drink...

Never heard of Fynoderee gin. I only drink Gordon's.
Forum: Mess Deck 3rd September 2024, 08:47
Replies: 9,252
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Posted By Engine Serang
Danny la Rue, Boy George, Larry Grayson, Richie...

Danny la Rue, Boy George, Larry Grayson, Richie McCaw, Elton John.
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd September 2024, 19:45
Replies: 9,252
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Posted By Engine Serang
Wasn't Tommy the deaf, dumb and blind lad who...

Wasn't Tommy the deaf, dumb and blind lad who sure played a neat pinball.
Choosing my words carefully I would wonder if Tommy was the perfect guy to include in a fast moving adventure.
Forum: Places, People & Events of Maritime Interest 30th August 2024, 15:54
Replies: 16
Views: 2,282
Posted By Engine Serang
In the navy "Confidential meant telling one...

In the navy "Confidential meant telling one person at a time."
Forum: Places, People & Events of Maritime Interest 28th August 2024, 07:02
Replies: 16
Views: 2,282
Posted By Engine Serang
If I and my colleagues had made a number of big...

If I and my colleagues had made a number of big enemies over the past couple of years, some unforgiving I would not be sailing my yacht anywhere near the Naples- Sicily-Palermo archipelago. Just to...
Forum: Mess Deck 27th August 2024, 10:09
Replies: 9,252
Views: 2,221,969
Posted By Engine Serang
Well I knew enough to recognize that all Hull...

Well I knew enough to recognize that all Hull girls were mutton dressed up as lamb.
Forum: Mess Deck 27th August 2024, 06:40
Replies: 9,252
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Posted By Engine Serang
Ah me oul Kiwi Segotia, should you not be running...

Ah me oul Kiwi Segotia, should you not be running a sheep farm in your spare time? Leave the technical brassoing to those who can sup the unpolishable bottoms.
The deep freeze is full of, frankly,...
Forum: Places, People & Events of Maritime Interest 26th August 2024, 10:28
Replies: 16
Views: 2,282
Posted By Engine Serang
I would expect contributors to these pages to...

I would expect contributors to these pages to accept the fact that any incident involving the "Rich and Famous", will attract the attention of the popular (gutter) press. Such is life and the...
Forum: Mess Deck 24th August 2024, 06:25
Replies: 15
Views: 3,114
Posted By Engine Serang
Well Alan, the street of 991 ...holes. Present...

Well Alan, the street of 991 ...holes. Present company excepted.
Forum: Easy/Hard Jig/puzzle 24th August 2024, 06:21
Replies: 15,917
Views: 4,608,886
Posted By Engine Serang
My mornings spent oil painting are under threat.

My mornings spent oil painting are under threat.
Forum: Mess Deck 23rd August 2024, 07:35
Replies: 15
Views: 3,114
Posted By Engine Serang
After building the Suez Canal he attempted to dig...

After building the Suez Canal he attempted to dig a canal in Panama but achieved little. He was an engineering diminutive compared to IKB.
Forum: Mess Deck 19th August 2024, 08:02
Replies: 15
Views: 3,114
Posted By Engine Serang
LM was my introduction to Piri-Piri prawns.

LM was my introduction to Piri-Piri prawns.
Forum: Mess Deck 18th August 2024, 09:12
Replies: 9,252
Views: 2,221,969
Posted By Engine Serang
We always thought he got the dicky bladder due to...

We always thought he got the dicky bladder due to a wetting crossing the Boyne.
Forum: Mess Deck 17th August 2024, 07:25
Replies: 9,252
Views: 2,221,969
Posted By Engine Serang
Well bugger me. As a staunch supporter of King...

Well bugger me.
As a staunch supporter of King Billy i'm flabbergasted that I was not made aware he was in town, such is life.

Most of my class worked for Blackburn, they refused to call it...
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