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Forum: Mess Deck 21st September 2021, 04:23
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Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Does E. von Hoegh need to have a uniform fitted? ...

Does E. von Hoegh need to have a uniform fitted? Step into my office. Mind the trapdoor in front of my desk.
Forum: Mess Deck 26th March 2021, 22:25
Replies: 9,678
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Posted By PatriciaAnnT
You'll be receiving the bill for the duty free. ...

You'll be receiving the bill for the duty free. Get that greasy Platinum card ready. There might be a box of new Crayons in it for you.
Forum: Mess Deck 26th March 2021, 02:56
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Posted By PatriciaAnnT
OMG! You're all still here! Where are we?????

OMG! You're all still here! Where are we?????
Forum: Mess Deck 27th May 2017, 05:53
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Posted By PatriciaAnnT
We have cases of that $hit. Can I say that here?

We have cases of that $hit. Can I say that here?
Forum: Mess Deck 27th May 2017, 05:39
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Posted By PatriciaAnnT
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine...

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner. :bounce:
Forum: Mess Deck 24th May 2017, 03:41
Replies: 9,678
Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Sir William, Sir. I made a small auto purchase...

Sir William, Sir. I made a small auto purchase on my last outing. It's well covered in Hold #2. I knew you would want me to have it. It's a classic 1966 E Type Jaguar, candy apple red. Oh, she's...
Forum: Mess Deck 22nd May 2017, 03:08
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Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
The rest of the crew would be thinking that Tom...

The rest of the crew would be thinking that Tom is reading to you from Little Women- Louisa May Alcott, 1868 (I understand that Tom has a copy she signed just for him :wink:). Tom is very thoughtful...
Forum: Mess Deck 20th May 2017, 15:11
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Posted By PatriciaAnnT
I remember many years ago when I was asked to...

I remember many years ago when I was asked to join the GD. They were filming a porn movie and oddly it was a musical. Now, you want to talk mayhem. Ahh, those were the days. :big_tongue:
Forum: Mess Deck 17th May 2017, 02:09
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Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Oh, dear. :wink:

Oh, dear. :wink:
Forum: Mess Deck 16th May 2017, 01:39
Replies: 9,678
Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
[QUOTE=Dartskipper;3157] I can almost...

[QUOTE=Dartskipper;3157]

I can almost (that's a disclaimer) promise that no one will ask you to drop your thermals. :big_tongue:
Forum: Mess Deck 15th May 2017, 04:39
Replies: 9,678
Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Be advised that there are many ventures that...

Be advised that there are many ventures that could result in shafting arrangements here.
Forum: Mess Deck 15th May 2017, 04:32
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Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Go for it Red. Whatever you do, just don't bend...

Go for it Red. Whatever you do, just don't bend over. :hippy:
Forum: Mess Deck 15th May 2017, 04:28
Replies: 9,678
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Posted By PatriciaAnnT
This is the kind of stuff I've been waiting for ...

This is the kind of stuff I've been waiting for

Farmer John -
Ice Cream cones (Heavy duty)
Left handed corkscrew (motorised)
Bald man's comb (with polish applicator).
Trouser furling rig...
Forum: Mess Deck 15th May 2017, 04:12
Replies: 9,678
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Posted By PatriciaAnnT
And I inherited my position from Dom. I'm now...

And I inherited my position from Dom. I'm now the keeper of Dom's White Gloss. He left us the recipe, but in keeping with his humour, I think he left out an ingredient. No one has ever been able...
Forum: Mess Deck 15th May 2017, 03:51
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Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Wow, that was a long nap. I must have needed it....

Wow, that was a long nap. I must have needed it. Do I look better? It was beauty sleep, you know. I've just been skimming the posts to see what I've missed. Good medical advice from Tmac. Ouch!...
Forum: Mess Deck 7th May 2017, 04:30
Replies: 9,678
Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Golden Dreamer to SSR. Prepare for hack. I've...

Golden Dreamer to SSR. Prepare for hack. I've purchased a car with the Titanium card. Now, how do I tell Sir William, Sir. I'll break the news to him as I hand him a drink. What's his favourite...
Forum: Mess Deck 6th May 2017, 18:21
Replies: 9,678
Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
It's important that the crew looks smart in...

It's important that the crew looks smart in public - even though we may not be smart. Cutouts are always available to clean and press our uniforms.
Forum: Mess Deck 6th May 2017, 02:03
Replies: 9,678
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Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Graham the pipe Smith - You'll be needing a...

Graham the pipe Smith - You'll be needing a uniform. It just so happens that I found a 007 uniform. It would look great on you! It comes complete with a martini glass and shaker. Now, if I may...
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd May 2017, 23:42
Replies: 9,678
Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
ssr481, Standby for significant expenditures. ...

ssr481, Standby for significant expenditures. The card is smokin'.
Forum: Mess Deck 29th April 2017, 15:37
Replies: 9,678
Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Sir William, Sir, I still have in my possession...

Sir William, Sir, I still have in my possession one of your Titanium American Express Cards, but it has expired. Might I get a new one? Lots of shopping to do, you know. The crew's shopping list...
Forum: Say Hello 29th April 2017, 03:01
Replies: 9
Views: 4,957
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Hi John! It's nice to be back among this crazy...

Hi John! It's nice to be back among this crazy lot. How are you?
Forum: Mess Deck 29th April 2017, 02:57
Replies: 9,678
Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Rodney, I have no authority, but you're hired!!! ...

Rodney, I have no authority, but you're hired!!! I keep chickens, although I'm not sure where I keep them anymore. So, providing no one has BBQ'd them the day before, you'll have fresh eggs. ...
Forum: Mess Deck 28th April 2017, 01:50
Replies: 9,678
Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Yes, of course, Farmer John. Consider the Pirate...

Yes, of course, Farmer John. Consider the Pirate uniform yours. Stop by my office and we'll do the necessary "fitting". No giggling, now. Would you prefer a sleep mask to the 2 eye-patches? I...
Forum: Mess Deck 28th April 2017, 01:43
Replies: 9,678
Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
Yeah, it's a necessary evil, I fear.

Yeah, it's a necessary evil, I fear.
Forum: Mess Deck 27th April 2017, 14:07
Replies: 9,678
Views: 3,175,046
Posted By PatriciaAnnT
I know. I posted last night; reading this...

I know. I posted last night; reading this morning and now it's time for work. :D
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