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Forum: Mess Deck Today, 14:37
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Houl yer wheeissht Big Man , I've congratulated...

Houl yer wheeissht Big Man , I've congratulated Mr Kelpie on Bangor and when Newtownabbey becomes a City I'll congratulate you.
Forum: Mess Deck Today, 08:58
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Posted By Engine Serang
Well bugger me if Her Maj hasn't gone and made...

Well bugger me if Her Maj hasn't gone and made Dodgy Douglas a City. Perhaps it's in honour of all the bank accounts held by Tory MP's.
My old Mucker, Charles Guard, tells me Douglas is falling...
Forum: Other International Navies Today, 07:22
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Posted By Engine Serang
Not very good, indeed, but much better than an...

Not very good, indeed, but much better than an ERV with a top speed of 10 kts.

The MEO and his team must be right well sick of the whole installation. Are there Dockyard Mateys in Garden Island or...
Forum: Mess Deck Yesterday, 05:54
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Posted By Engine Serang
When your new bestest mate, the tanker driver,...

When your new bestest mate, the tanker driver, *Pigs* his 5 inches your bath is going to pong a bit. Hope you and the Porto Kid like the whiff of pork scratchings.
Dolts.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 7th May 2022, 05:47
Replies: 1,172
Views: 336,856
Posted By Engine Serang
Too much information V, far too much. I'll...

Too much information V, far too much.

I'll break one of my own rules and mention others waterworks....... Modify a package of Pampers FFS; you're beginning to behave like poor old Private Godfrey.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 3rd May 2022, 07:21
Replies: 408
Views: 59,804
Posted By Engine Serang
I thought it was the House of Commons.

I thought it was the House of Commons.
Forum: Mess Deck 3rd May 2022, 07:19
Replies: 7,895
Views: 1,061,187
Posted By Engine Serang
A humidor for Silk Cut Purple?

A humidor for Silk Cut Purple?
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd May 2022, 19:37
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Posted By Engine Serang
The poor man is a martyr to it.

The poor man is a martyr to it.
Forum: Mess Deck 1st May 2022, 07:02
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Posted By Engine Serang
So Hopalong Varley is up and running. Well...

So Hopalong Varley is up and running. Well perhaps not quite running but building up to it, by midsummer he will be smiting the puck mightily.
Forum: Mess Deck 30th April 2022, 07:15
Replies: 7,895
Views: 1,061,187
Posted By Engine Serang
The Manx Sporran is traditionally worn when you...

The Manx Sporran is traditionally worn when you marry your first cousin.
Forum: Mess Deck 29th April 2022, 15:53
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Posted By Engine Serang
Billy shut up. And roll your trouser leg down.

Billy shut up.
And roll your trouser leg down.
Forum: The Engine Room 27th April 2022, 07:19
Replies: 43
Views: 16,372
Posted By Engine Serang
It wouldn't be too difficult to fire up the...

It wouldn't be too difficult to fire up the engine, two things are required; big cheque book and big balls.
Forum: Mess Deck 26th April 2022, 06:43
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Posted By Engine Serang
No. We got Lord Pirrie to mention their degree of...

No. We got Lord Pirrie to mention their degree of irritation to his chaps in the Board of Trade and there was a re-interpretation of the Rules. Class will? Of course they will.
Forum: The Engine Room 25th April 2022, 18:10
Replies: 43
Views: 16,372
Posted By Engine Serang
H&W B&W, Big man you're safe enough now but 50 -...

H&W B&W, Big man you're safe enough now but 50 - 40 years ago you would probably have gotten a good kicking in any dockside pub. Eccentrically eccentric. In the name of all that's holy tell no one...
Forum: Mess Deck 22nd April 2022, 11:00
Replies: 6
Views: 339
Posted By Engine Serang
I know a man, of this parish, who is now...

I know a man, of this parish, who is now frantically searching the attic for his Bowler Hat.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 21st April 2022, 09:07
Replies: 408
Views: 59,804
Posted By Engine Serang
The Highway Code is printed for females, Ladies...

The Highway Code is printed for females, Ladies in the Home Counties, Women in the rest of GB and Wemen in East Antrim.
Men instinctively know how to drive and don't appreciate a totalitarian state...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 21st April 2022, 07:46
Replies: 408
Views: 59,804
Posted By Engine Serang
Its a little orange arrow that pops out of the...

Its a little orange arrow that pops out of the B/C Post. On the rhs (Stbd) if you intend turning right and lhs (Port) etc.
It is believed this is safer than sticking your arm out the window. 1959...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th April 2022, 15:49
Replies: 408
Views: 59,804
Posted By Engine Serang
It's Rory Underwood.

It's Rory Underwood.
Forum: Mess Deck 19th April 2022, 15:42
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Posted By Engine Serang
T! What are we going to do with him? H&W welders...

T! What are we going to do with him? H&W welders haven't struck an arc for many years, not since 1955 when Elpenor and Owerri were on the slips.
Forum: Mess Deck 19th April 2022, 11:50
Replies: 7,895
Views: 1,061,187
Posted By Engine Serang
He had a trial with H&W Welders and failed. The...

He had a trial with H&W Welders and failed. The mans a legend.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th April 2022, 07:01
Replies: 1,172
Views: 336,856
Posted By Engine Serang
Did you buy the Bouquet in Phuket?

Did you buy the Bouquet in Phuket?
Forum: Mess Deck 18th April 2022, 23:24
Replies: 7,895
Views: 1,061,187
Posted By Engine Serang
23.20 on Easter Monday and the Holiday is over. ...

23.20 on Easter Monday and the Holiday is over.
Wasn't it a grand quiet, peaceful time without Varley whinging about bloody ligaments and hamstrings as if he played for Tranmere Rovers. I do hope...
Forum: Easy/Hard Jig/puzzle 17th April 2022, 13:21
Replies: 15,521
Views: 2,493,396
Posted By Engine Serang
#1224. I'll leave this for the City Boys.

#1224. I'll leave this for the City Boys.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 17th April 2022, 06:12
Replies: 1,172
Views: 336,856
Posted By Engine Serang
I suggest a good Orange Ulsterman or good Ulster...

I suggest a good Orange Ulsterman or good Ulster Orangeman (they are interchangeable) would be referred too as "Me Da"
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 16th April 2022, 16:04
Replies: 1,172
Views: 336,856
Posted By Engine Serang
Its the third person plural.

Its the third person plural.
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