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Forum: The Pig & Whistle 15th December 2023, 14:40
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Posted By al1934
It was the shame of it. Two lovely ladies to...

It was the shame of it. Two lovely ladies to hold me down while the doc did the slicing job. I heard someone say, "It looks like a cock but its too small". Smallest and prettiest in the Fleet.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 14th December 2023, 13:18
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Posted By al1934
Thanks and having had a biopsy into my scrotum...

Thanks and having had a biopsy into my scrotum (as one does when past middle age) I can commiserate. A female doctor and two female nurses took part - it was hell, I tell you!!!
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 13th December 2023, 11:32
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Posted By al1934
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation...

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer.
Suzie stood and walked to the lectern .
She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 10th November 2023, 15:38
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Posted By al1934
Alternatively, Ordnance Artificers had to work to...

Alternatively, Ordnance Artificers had to work to within 2 thousandths of an inch, ERAs worked to 5 thou and Shipwrights worked to the nearest dockyard.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 16th July 2023, 14:38
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Posted By al1934
Even so, it is sometimes best to go by walk, as...

Even so, it is sometimes best to go by walk, as the Italians wisely put it.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 26th April 2023, 13:44
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Posted By al1934
Not to mention the litter problems!

Not to mention the litter problems!
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 26th April 2023, 13:43
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Posted By al1934
The laws of the navy

The Laws of the Navy
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 1st April 2023, 14:06
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Posted By al1934
Well done, Malcolm G. I was thinking everyone...

Well done, Malcolm G. I was thinking everyone had left.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 26th November 2022, 13:43
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Posted By al1934
Same group as Merchant Bankers.

Same group as Merchant Bankers.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 12th November 2022, 13:29
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Posted By al1934
There's a furniture company in Welsh Wales called...

There's a furniture company in Welsh Wales called Sofa Sofa - presumably in case one is hard of hearing?
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 4th October 2022, 10:54
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Posted By al1934
HMG

Coming to a town near you...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 1st July 2022, 15:25
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Posted By al1934
We were very poor, lived in a very poor...

We were very poor, lived in a very poor neighbourhood and we had to take the doorstep indoors at night to prevent it from being stolen...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 21st June 2022, 14:21
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Posted By al1934
Thanks, Dave. We live in Torquay, which...

Thanks, Dave. We live in Torquay, which sometimes makes one wish for a tsunami to sort out the walking dead around the harbour...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th June 2022, 15:08
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Views: 602,820
Posted By al1934
Signs we have seen

Did I read that sign right?
"TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW."
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In a Laundromat:...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 8th April 2022, 14:46
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Posted By al1934
There used to be a popular Chinese restaurant at...

There used to be a popular Chinese restaurant at Drake Circus, Plymouth before it was all 'modernised'. In 1965 we went there for our mess dinner. Next day we read in Evening Herald that it had...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 6th November 2021, 14:37
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Posted By al1934
Thanks, Bob. That explains everything...

Thanks, Bob. That explains everything...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 11th June 2021, 13:50
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Posted By al1934
Have no fear - the Navy's here...

Have no fear - the Navy's here...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 10th March 2021, 20:30
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Posted By al1934
News flash

News Flash
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 5th March 2021, 14:30
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Posted By al1934
Brilliant advice!!!

Brilliant advice!!!
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 24th January 2021, 13:58
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Posted By al1934
The following excerpts are actual answers given...

The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in Sunday School quizzes by children between 5th and 6th grade ages in Ohio. They were collected by two teachers over a period...
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