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The Pig & Whistle
23rd August 2019, 11:32
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A wise Italian said to his son: When you...
A wise Italian said to his son:
When you learn why a Pizza is round,
And is put in a square box,
And is eaten in triangles
You will be able to understand women!
geoff
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The Pig & Whistle
10th August 2019, 17:17
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We have power. Geoff
We have power.
Geoff
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The Pig & Whistle
8th August 2019, 19:26
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OK....get the pants out Bob........ "My car...
OK....get the pants out Bob........
"My car broke down so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.
He said “Hello Sir, you are a handsome fellow and very nicely dressed...
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The Pig & Whistle
7th August 2019, 21:10
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A single guy decided life would be more fun if he...
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking...
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The Pig & Whistle
31st July 2019, 14:45
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geoff
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The Pig & Whistle
29th July 2019, 20:55
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geoff
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The Pig & Whistle
22nd July 2019, 15:51
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A young thug with his pants hanging half off his...
A young thug with his pants hanging half off his ass walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing...
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The Pig & Whistle
20th July 2019, 20:23
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Eskimo goes into the local Eskimo restaurant and...
Eskimo goes into the local Eskimo restaurant and asks waiter what's on the menu.
Waiter says "We've got fried whale meat, boiled whale meat, whale meat stew and our Vera Lynn dish".
Eskimo says...
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The Pig & Whistle
8th July 2019, 14:45
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A mother thinks there is something strange about...
A mother thinks there is something strange about her son so she has a DNA test done in secret.
After a long, nervous few days of waiting, the results finally come back.
She is shocked to find out...
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The Pig & Whistle
8th July 2019, 14:41
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It cost me £5 for one Oxo cube today. The stock...
It cost me £5 for one Oxo cube today. The stock market's gone crazy!
geoff
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The Pig & Whistle
5th July 2019, 18:25
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erimus
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut....
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The...
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The Pig & Whistle
24th June 2019, 10:53
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Pedant! Geoff
Pedant!
Geoff
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The Pig & Whistle
23rd June 2019, 21:31
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My wife told me she thought we'd have less...
My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic...
I told her "I think you mean fewer."
geoff
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The Pig & Whistle
22nd June 2019, 21:33
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Went to buy a new toaster today. I asked the...
Went to buy a new toaster today. I asked the sales woman if they'd got something a little bit 'special'.
Apparently I was in luck. They'd got an Elvis Presley one...
Turned out to be a Breville...
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The Pig & Whistle
6th June 2019, 09:44
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to...
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation...
geoff
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The Pig & Whistle
28th May 2019, 11:19
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An old man was unhappy because he'd lost his...
An old man was unhappy because he'd lost his favourite hat.
Instead of buying a new one, he decided to go to the local church and pinch one out of the vestibule.
But, when he tried, an usher saw...
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The Pig & Whistle
26th May 2019, 11:46
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erimus
Groan Meter ready Bob? An elephant is...
Groan Meter ready Bob?
An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log.
The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why...
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The Pig & Whistle
12th May 2019, 10:37
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erimus
Groan meter at ready Bob? A psychiatrist's...
Groan meter at ready Bob?
A psychiatrist's secretary walks into his study and says,
"There's a gentleman in the waiting room wearing camouflage clothing asking to see you.
He claims he's...
Forum:
The Pig & Whistle
4th April 2019, 13:43
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erimus
I went bald years ago, but still carry my old...
I went bald years ago, but still carry my old comb around with me...
I just can't part with it.
geoff
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The Pig & Whistle
4th April 2019, 12:50
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erimus
I was walking past a pet shop recently. A sign on...
I was walking past a pet shop recently. A sign on the shop front said ' Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale '
I didn't believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop & asked the...
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The Pig & Whistle
31st March 2019, 14:33
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The Pig & Whistle
29th March 2019, 18:07
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erimus
Never had that experience so will bow to you Bob....
Never had that experience so will bow to you Bob.
geoff
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The Pig & Whistle
29th March 2019, 11:39
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erimus
Fairy Tale I met a magical fairy yesterday who...
Fairy Tale
I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.
"I wish to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
...
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The Pig & Whistle
29th March 2019, 11:35
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Forum:
The Pig & Whistle
29th March 2019, 10:56
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erimus
Some people have no taste,have they! Nowt wrong...
Some people have no taste,have they!
Nowt wrong wi NE Beer.
geoff
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