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Forum: The Pig & Whistle 6th March 2024, 23:44
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Posted By Makko
Be careful Malcolm - That was devised by a design...

Be careful Malcolm - That was devised by a design committee headed by Tom Vart and seconded by FG86!!!!!!

I am now donning my tin helmet and dropping into a shell crater!

Rgds.
Dave
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th February 2024, 22:02
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Posted By Makko
Following on from Malcolm's last: What do...

Following on from Malcolm's last:

What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?




They both eliminate Klingons!

Rgds.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th February 2024, 22:00
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Posted By Makko
??????????? Am I thick?

???????????
Am I thick?
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 14th December 2023, 00:32
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Posted By Makko
Good one Alick!

Good one Alick!
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 15th November 2023, 20:32
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Posted By Makko
Ha ha ha! I was going to say "Spot On!". Rgds. ...

Ha ha ha! I was going to say "Spot On!".
Rgds.
Dave
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 12th November 2023, 15:05
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
That is were the expression, "Shimmy it in."...

That is were the expression, "Shimmy it in." comes from!
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 12th November 2023, 15:04
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
Correct! Give that man a Distinction on his...

Correct! Give that man a Distinction on his Diploma!
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 10th November 2023, 23:05
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
There was also half a gnat's d1ck! Useful for...

There was also half a gnat's d1ck! Useful for things like fuel injectors.
Rgds.
Dave
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 18th July 2023, 21:54
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
I currently have a claim for "copper loss" -...

I currently have a claim for "copper loss" - 54,740 earth strips from a solar farm! The mind is currently boggling!
Rgds.
Dave
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 1st April 2023, 20:27
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Posted By Makko
Wanna tip? Look both ways before crossing the...

Wanna tip? Look both ways before crossing the road!

Groan, groan, gro----an!
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 6th January 2023, 18:25
Replies: 1,837
Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
I came down with COVID (very "light") after...

I came down with COVID (very "light") after attending the company Xmas "do". We had everything in place to pass Xmas with my daughter and son-in-law in Monterrey, but obviously had to cancel. I had...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 21st December 2022, 17:08
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
"Time and tide waiteth for no...

"Time and tide waiteth for no man........"
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 13th December 2022, 01:31
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
I sailed with Neil Jameson. His Dad was Tech...

I sailed with Neil Jameson. His Dad was Tech Super for Westminster Dredgers in the Mersey. Rumour has it (my lips are sealed) that pure Jameson ran in his bloodstream! Nuff said. I shall now recede...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 27th November 2022, 23:08
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Posted By Makko
I think my personal technical library was swelled...

I think my personal technical library was swelled from this particular book store in Kaohsiung, Taiwan! Then the R/O wanted to do a "runner"! A story for another day.....
Rgds.
Dave
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 25th November 2022, 14:21
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
There is an office cleaning outfit, here in...

There is an office cleaning outfit, here in Mexico City, called Juan King..........
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 23rd November 2022, 20:35
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Posted By Makko
Yes Bob, positively Batty! (Oops! A bat is not a...

Yes Bob, positively Batty! (Oops! A bat is not a bird!)
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 23rd November 2022, 15:01
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
Wirral Globe (spoof) headline: "RSPCA called...

Wirral Globe (spoof) headline:
"RSPCA called out to Wallasey Golf Club after reports of a local Doctor shooting an eagle."
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 14th November 2022, 06:15
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
Giggle, snigger, giggle! Thanks, Uncle John! It...

Giggle, snigger, giggle! Thanks, Uncle John! It has been a bad day today.
Rgds.
Dave
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 12th November 2022, 14:28
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Posted By Makko
Then in Heswall, there was the Wirral Organ...

Then in Heswall, there was the Wirral Organ Centre. Always caused my mother to giggle.

Her favourite joke was:
"Want to be a film star? Stand in front of the fire until you're Googie Withers!"
...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 11th November 2022, 22:43
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
You have just activated my memory, Roy! When we...

You have just activated my memory, Roy! When we lived in Kettering, we went to Northampton a lot. The wife saw an advert for leather sofas at a good price. We went to see them, but they were tiny! I...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 9th November 2022, 14:49
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
It may not have been a spoof, Malcolm! There was...

It may not have been a spoof, Malcolm! There was such an ad campaign in Mexico, obviously in spanish, but when translated into English, there were many such "gaffes" which caused me many a snigger!...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 29th October 2022, 21:53
Replies: 1,837
Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
My brother is a very, very keen Pike angler! He...

My brother is a very, very keen Pike angler! He travels extensively around the UK looking to catch the best specimen! I remember ferrying him (when he couldn't drive -Never learned up till a near...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 26th October 2022, 19:13
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Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
True story - A friend went to a fancy dress party...

True story - A friend went to a fancy dress party naked, except for a cardboard box covering his parts - He went as a Tool Box.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 4th October 2022, 23:54
Replies: 1,837
Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
Nice one, Roy!

Nice one, Roy!
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 24th September 2022, 17:17
Replies: 1,837
Views: 602,197
Posted By Makko
Then there is Hacienda La Chingada, in Morelos! ...

Then there is Hacienda La Chingada, in Morelos!
Rgds.
Dave
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