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Forum: The Pig & Whistle 13th November 2022, 14:07
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If you want places with unusual-sounding names...

If you want places with unusual-sounding names you only have to look at a map of Newfoundland Canada and it will keep you browsing for ages.
A starter Come-By-Chance.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 20th September 2022, 23:32
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Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
Three Nuns died in a car wreck and ended at the...

Three Nuns died in a car wreck and ended at the Pearly gates.
St Peter welcomed them and said before entering they had to answer a question to ensure they knew about the Bible.
First one he asked,...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 13th June 2022, 20:28
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Posted By lakercapt
The entrance exam for medical school ...

The entrance exam for medical school



when students took the entrance exam for medical school, they were perplexed by this question: "rearrange the letters p-n-e-s-i to spell out the part of...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 9th June 2022, 12:46
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Posted By lakercapt
A sad day today when the well-known song writer...

A sad day today when the well-known song writer died. His best know song is "Hokey Pokey"
The funeral home had problems securing his casket as they put his left leg in and it put his left leg out....
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 25th May 2022, 22:44
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Posted By lakercapt
The Lone Ranger and his trusty sidekick had to...

The Lone Ranger and his trusty sidekick had to camp overnight so they pitched their tent and went to bed. Lone ranger woke during the night and shook his buddy. See all the millions of stars in the...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 20th March 2022, 21:11
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Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
I think the time they visited Largs their welcome...

I think the time they visited Largs their welcome was not so pleasant and never came back !!!
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th March 2022, 22:29
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Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
Three nuns died in a car crash and ended at the...

Three nuns died in a car crash and ended at the pearly gates and were met by St. Peter.
I am very sorry Ladies but I have to ask you a question before you are allowed to enter the Kingdom of Heaven....
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 24th January 2022, 15:04
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Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
Three Nuns were unfortunately killed in a car...

Three Nuns were unfortunately killed in a car crash and ended up at the Pearly Gates and were greeted by St. Peter.
Before you can enter he informed them you must answer a question about the Bible....
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 30th November 2021, 03:22
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Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
Saw this and had a chuckle.2024

Saw this and had a chuckle.2024
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 10th November 2021, 16:44
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Posted By lakercapt
I visited down Leith when over in 2016 and would...

I visited down Leith when over in 2016 and would have never thought of the changes that had happened when I was in school there in the 1960s. The place was very hippy and the old bonded warehouses,...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 10th March 2021, 23:18
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Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
Vaccine This happened yesterday and is...

Vaccine
This happened yesterday and is important information for our age group.
A friend had his 2nd dose of the vaccine at the vaccination center. He noticed his vision was blurred on the way...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 28th February 2021, 23:22
Replies: 1,837
Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
I talked with a homeless man this morning and...

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 1st December 2020, 14:40
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Posted By lakercapt
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut....

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th April 2020, 19:47
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Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
head lines

A patient in a psychiatric hospital escaped by going through the laundry facility.
As he had been isolated for some time when passing through he sexually accosted one of the ladies working there....
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 30th March 2020, 23:40
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Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
Did you hear about the Pub that has just opened...

Did you hear about the Pub that has just opened asked Paddy of his friend Micheal? No, what's so special about it he quired.
You can get free drinks and have sex in the back he said.
Who told you...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 24th October 2019, 19:40
Replies: 1,837
Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
A depressed young man went into the local...

A depressed young man went into the local library.
He asked the librarian if they had any books about suicide.
Yes she replied but you can't have it.
Why he asked.
Because you won't bring it...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 13th October 2019, 20:23
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Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
Micheal said to his friend Paddy, you Know that...

Micheal said to his friend Paddy, you Know that new pub that has opened in Killybegs.
Well, you get free drinks and can go in the back and have sex.
Pady said this is hard to believe.
Oh, no said...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 1st October 2019, 23:40
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Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
Road sign

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Forum: The Pig & Whistle 10th December 2018, 19:56
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Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
Walking the Dog "Mom, may I take the dog for...

Walking the Dog

"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 24th November 2018, 00:30
Replies: 1,837
Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
The white house press secretary walked into the...

The white house press secretary walked into the Oval Office and greeted the president. You look happy the president said, why is that?? Well, Sir, I had a very good dream last night. What was it...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 3rd November 2018, 02:20
Replies: 1,837
Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
Three Italian Nuns were driving down the...

Three Italian Nuns were driving down the Auttostrada when their small Fiat was hit by a transport
truck.
Ended up at the early gates to be greeted by St. Peter.
“I was not expecting you for a few...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 29th October 2018, 21:22
Replies: 1,837
Views: 600,681
Posted By lakercapt
When running down the West African coast the...

When running down the West African coast the billboards said "Guinness gives you Power"
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