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Forum: The Pig & Whistle 29th August 2019, 19:39
Replies: 38
Views: 19,011
Posted By erimus
No..Gibraltar geoff

No..Gibraltar

geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 23rd August 2019, 11:32
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
A wise Italian said to his son: When you...

A wise Italian said to his son:

When you learn why a Pizza is round,
And is put in a square box,
And is eaten in triangles

You will be able to understand women!

geoff
Forum: The Quiz Forum 14th August 2019, 20:08
Replies: 165
Views: 110,728
Posted By erimus
Sicily.Messina. geoff

Sicily.Messina.

geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 10th August 2019, 17:17
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
We have power. Geoff

We have power.

Geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 8th August 2019, 19:26
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
OK....get the pants out Bob........ "My car...

OK....get the pants out Bob........

"My car broke down so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.

He said “Hello Sir, you are a handsome fellow and very nicely dressed...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 7th August 2019, 21:10
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he...

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking...
Forum: The Engine Room 5th August 2019, 19:39
Replies: 33
Views: 17,953
Posted By erimus
Watching one of the Largest Ships programmes,on...

Watching one of the Largest Ships programmes,on Quest recently, the technology on building a Maersk vessel was beyond my imagination...and how many specialised welders were working on that one ship...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 3rd August 2019, 20:52
Replies: 6
Views: 4,910
Posted By erimus
Thanks John...so true. geoff

Thanks John...so true.

geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 31st July 2019, 14:45
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
https://www.shippinghistory.com/attachment.php?att...

https://www.shippinghistory.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1491&stc=1&d=1564580667

geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 29th July 2019, 20:55
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
https://www.shippinghistory.com/attachment.php?att...

https://www.shippinghistory.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1490&stc=1&d=1564430336

geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 22nd July 2019, 15:51
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
A young thug with his pants hanging half off his...

A young thug with his pants hanging half off his ass walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 20th July 2019, 20:23
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
Eskimo goes into the local Eskimo restaurant and...

Eskimo goes into the local Eskimo restaurant and asks waiter what's on the menu.

Waiter says "We've got fried whale meat, boiled whale meat, whale meat stew and our Vera Lynn dish".

Eskimo says...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 20th July 2019, 16:51
Replies: 38
Views: 19,011
Posted By erimus
Almost all the Chinese oil and also Japanese feed...

Almost all the Chinese oil and also Japanese feed comes from this area...where are they?

geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th July 2019, 19:50
Replies: 38
Views: 19,011
Posted By erimus
Iran retaliates.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/britishflagged-oil-tanker-seized-in-the-gulf-by-iranian-revolutionary-guards-a4194361.html

geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 8th July 2019, 14:45
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
A mother thinks there is something strange about...

A mother thinks there is something strange about her son so she has a DNA test done in secret.
After a long, nervous few days of waiting, the results finally come back.
She is shocked to find out...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 8th July 2019, 14:41
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
It cost me £5 for one Oxo cube today. The stock...

It cost me £5 for one Oxo cube today. The stock market's gone crazy!

geoff
Forum: Offshore Oil & Gas Industry 6th July 2019, 11:32
Replies: 4
Views: 12,308
Posted By erimus
Thirty one year's on. RIP Geoff

Thirty one year's on. RIP

Geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 5th July 2019, 18:25
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut....

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The...
Forum: Tankers 5th July 2019, 16:09
Replies: 9
Views: 15,001
Posted By erimus
Bob, see if you can download the Financial Times...

Bob, see if you can download the Financial Times article of yesterday...tells you a lot.

geoff
Forum: Tankers 5th July 2019, 08:26
Replies: 9
Views: 15,001
Posted By erimus
She went the long way round taking weeks which is...

She went the long way round taking weeks which is why there was suspicion.
Geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 24th June 2019, 10:53
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
Pedant! Geoff

Pedant!

Geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 23rd June 2019, 21:31
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
My wife told me she thought we'd have less...

My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic...
I told her "I think you mean fewer."

geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 22nd June 2019, 21:33
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
Went to buy a new toaster today. I asked the...

Went to buy a new toaster today. I asked the sales woman if they'd got something a little bit 'special'.

Apparently I was in luck. They'd got an Elvis Presley one...

Turned out to be a Breville...
Forum: The Engine Room 17th June 2019, 19:35
Replies: 13
Views: 11,657
Posted By erimus
But if some of these takeovers had not happened...

But if some of these takeovers had not happened then plants may have closed a long time before.

geoff
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 6th June 2019, 09:44
Replies: 1,836
Views: 583,951
Posted By erimus
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to...

Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation...

geoff
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